#681 – Dally
Posted on January 20, 2009 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Sometimes there are more fun things to do at work instead of actually working. At my first job I worked in a basement stocking shelves. I started collecting the different warning and country stickers from the boxes and made a big design collage on the basement door. One day I was cutting one of the stickers apart with a utility knife to fan out the pieces when my boss walked up behind me. “Hey, that looks really cool.” Sometimes work is fun.
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dragons do take longer to clean off than other snow formations.
I don’t see what he’s doing wrong…
Love the dragon!
If anything, that might increase sales! Get him to make snow sculptures of engines poking through the hoods and roof scoops and stuff. It’d be a big hit with the tuner community!
The Duck Has Spoken.
I totally need to do that to my brother’s car when he’s not looking. It’s January now, and we’re in Wisconsin, so that means I’ve got another 4 or 5 months yet to give it a try…
I call unemployment week!
I want that car now!
Go Biff. 😀
Awesome snow dragon!
Biff’s head is surely getting cold right now. Maybe he can knit a stocking cap for himself, out of those eyebrows, while they’re still attached.
I agree with Stealth, it must be getting fired week. Considering there seem to be no other people in the Biffverse, he must be firing himself…
Hmm… Biffverse is equal to Biff times the number of Biffs within Biffverse.
To figure out if there are other people or not, we would have to ask Biff.
But as Biff is the only Biff in Biffverse, Biff can only ask himself. This removes the question, as Biff knows that he can just fire himself if he stops being Biff.
(rhetorical question): Does that dragon breathe fire?
I hope most of Y’all know the tune. I’m quite sure this thing doesn’t do notes. From HMS Pinnafore, was it?: “He polished up the handles so carefully, that now he is a captain in The Queen’s Navy.”
@ Vetro: You mean like in BEING JOHN MALKOVICH? Get a grip on yourself, (man/woman/child/small furry creature from Alpha Centauri). I believe you are in the wrong place. This is Biff’s Universe. It is merely what we perceive through his eyes, not him unto hisself. Or so I say.
Woohoo! No school today! Here in SC, less than a centimeter of snow is considered worthy of “safety precautions”.
I agree with PsychoDuck, that might actually improve sales. Or at least give someone a good laugh on the way to work.
“50 Ways to Lose a Job” week.
We’re getting numbers 21-25. If you missed the others, that’s your fault for not paying attention…
They just can’t appreciate his genius.
Work can be fun, but not when you work retail! Then it’s a living hell.
New theory: the Biffverse is actually populated by solely by a tremendous number of Biffs. This would explain Biff’s apparent ability to survive any catastrophe: he actually doesn’t, we just switch to a different Biff for the next strip.
One time I worked at a laser tag place with a really neat arena. Other people who’d worked there had tagged the place (with spray paint, not a laser), so I decided it was time for me to, too. Right after I’d finished my manager came into the arena and saw me with the paint can in my hand. “Well, does it at least look good?” he asked. After getting a good look at my tag he nodded approvingly and said, “Cool. We’re ordering pizza; what do you want on yours?”
For my work experience, I was working at a web design company. On the last day, all I was doing was shredding paper, so me and one guy there made a shuriken from an old CD.
I got £100 for working there.
@Jean
there are other people in the Biffverse, they just are not allowed to show up in the comic
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/10/29/622-swap/
I see “Biff-getting-fired week” has started
Good, I can already feel the laughs coming
🙂
Well with the state of the economy, I don’t think the dealer that fired Biff would have to worry about selling a car for a while…
I wonder what Biff’ll do with his stimulus check! o_0
You sir, have reminded me of Calvin and Hobbes.
Ergo, you win. Take your Davepoints and celebrate. Celebrate, darn you, celebrate!
lol to the max. dragons.
omg, Drakey is so right
this is funny like Calvin and Hobbes
now I know why I loved this from the start
I think every comic written by a certain age group will eventually reference Calvin and Hobbes in some form. It was a truly great comic. I have just about all the books. Love the idea though. I’ll have to try that sometime.
Not my site, but definately worthy of mention.
@ Mophtran: Especially video game retail. Check out gamesradar.com’s
“confessions of a game store clerk”
Pink Slip week!
I WOULD BUY THAT CAR!!!