#673 – Pressure

I currently have a 30 mile drive home from work. One day as I was leaving I thought to myself “Hey, you should stop and use the bathroom.” I had a bunch of stuff with me and didn’t want to go all the way back to my desk or bring it into the bathroom so I skipped it. We had an awesome snowstorm that day and it took me 3 and a half hours to get home. I passed many interesting looking bushes at 5 miles per hour. Now I always stop before leaving work whether I think I need to or not.

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26 thoughts on “#673 – Pressure”

  1. speearr says:

    Interesting how the two large rocks are positioned….

  2. Linuxexorcist says:

    I hate long no-stopping car rides, on highways on the edge of somewhere (where nowhere begins) where the only pull-off is a truck run-away lane at the bottom of a hill. you wish that you hadn’t had that third coke.

  3. Chris says:

    I travel to a lot of random countries so I make it a habit of always hitting the bathroom whether I need to or not, cause I have no idea when, where, or how decent the next bathroom might be.

    I’ve been to a couple truck stop bathrooms in rural China and they are not fun.

  4. greenimp says:

    i can see a sort of smiley face thingy goin on in the clouds, was that deliberate?

  5. Wittyfish says:

    He’s stuck between a rock and a hard place.

  6. Dareon says:

    He’s Biffman. And he can pee in space.

    …I apologize for paraphrasing the punchline of another webcomic.

  7. Cryos says:

    Why can’t there be ever another person seen with Biff, this webcomic is meant for Biff, I know, but can there be once when we see an outsider or a one-time character.

    (The squid does not count as a character)

  8. The only way this could have been improved is with an inclusion of the eyebrows in their own little components. Think about it, though; with eyebrows like that, wouldn’t they clog the visor? 🙂

  9. Kit-Kun says:

    Grandma always tells us to go before we leave for a long trip, like to Springfield or something. But I never go when I’m at school, so I have to wait till I get home. And why does Alpha Centauri sound fimilear?

  10. carrie says:

    Alpha Centauri is the brightest star in the southern constellation of Centaurus and an established binary star system, Alpha Centauri . To the unaided eye it appears as a single star, whose total visual magnitude identifies it as the third brightest star in the night sky.

    – no Im not that smart… I just used wikipedia 😛

  11. Foxhound2 says:

    ROFL!!!!!!!!! XD XD XDD

  12. So … he just opened his fly in space? So … his space suit has a fly???

    Amazing man, that Biff.

    I think I would have tried to hold it until Sirius. Seriously. I mean, I hear they’ve got bathroom attendants and everything.

  13. Groggy says:

    Haha awesome comic Chris. Been ploughing through Biff the past 3 days and i must say it is a great webcomic.

  14. Chris says:

    @Groggy – Thanks!

  15. fluffy says:

    Careful with always going to the bathroom whether you need to or not – you may end up developing a very-real form of incontinence called “urge-based incontinence,” where you end up over-training your bladder to release whenever there’s a toilet available, and as a result you get caught in a vicious cycle. It’s one of the root causes of “overactive bladder syndrome.”

  16. biggo says:

    @ carrie: Alpha Centauri, most of all, is the nearest star system. It is where the plans for the destruction of the Earth are on display.

  17. Linzleh says:

    Dear Biff, Hopefully you aren’t the “Last Starfighter” hiding behind those space balls, you should proudly take aim at the Ko-Dan Empire! You all remember Centauri and his recruitment video game? Biff must be heading home for some R&R…

  18. Chuck says:

    I always take a precautionary bathroom break before I go anywhere or before I go into a movie or long class.

  19. MaskedMan says:

    In space, no one can hear you pee…

    I have young kids. Bathrooms before leaving is habitual and mandatory. The benefit is that I’m NEVER the one rushing into the office building from our car pool.

  20. DrT says:

    Typically Biff, he has no toilet in his rocket!

  21. A_Lad_Insane says:

    BIFF’S IIIIINNNN SPAAAAAAACE!!

    awesome.

  22. -JAD- says:

    Fantastic.

    At first the drawing confused me, it looked a bit “Freudian” with the twin rocks and the long shape in there…

  23. Avver says:

    Haha Seems that Biff is putting that free Spaceship to good use then.
    Nobody likes those long, seemingly infinite car journeys

  24. Reg says:

    @fluffy:
    Oh! Thanks for another “random-interesting-fact-to-impress-someone-with-in-the-middle-of-a-conversation-going-back-and-forth-with-‘Hey did you know…’-questions” I can use!

  25. Burasa says:

    …Well, I don’t think anyone has mentioned it.

    Alpha Centauri is also an old video game, based in the 2100’s

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