This will be embarrassing the next day when Biff shows up for work. I had a boss who wore a beard for 20 years of his life and then one day he showed up clean shaven. Turns out he had an accident when he was trimming his beard that took off one of the sideburns.
Also, I have added little buttons below that link to sites like Reddit and Digg. If these are sites that you enjoy looking at then thank you for clicking on the little buttons to show Biff to other people that like to click on little buttons. I appreciate being part of your clicking on little buttons routine.