#639 – Chlorine
Posted on November 21, 2008 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I was recently listening to the audiobook for Steve Martin’s “Born Standing Up.” It’s a great look into his early life and standup career. One of the most amazing things was when he was talking about how he had a lot of time in high school to work on his magic because his school didn’t give out homework. Wait… no homework? I didn’t even know such a fantasy was possible!
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Woo first post ftw!
And I think I have the same swim coach as Biff.
That is some pretty darn unique homework.
I had band teachers who gave out homework.
“Learn to play this as loud but as clean and crisp as you can.”
We’ve been evicted twice.
So…i think he needs a bigger bucket XD
I see. Lessons week.
He’s wearing normal goggles?! But what about http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/07/30/562-olfactory/
Wow…… Biff need a swimming pool.
Maybe we can all like, vote on a new house thing for biff to have?
If that were to happen I vote for Biff to have a Dematieralizer!…Strip anything down to the atom…oh the fun and havok he would have!
ha! i lol’d ^^
This is Hilarious!
Awesome. Reminds me of all my swimming lessons. I always quit and rejoined, so I was always a guppy…….
I love swimming. Good job Chris! Keep it up!
I though biff had a pool. Wasn’t it filled with OJ?
Xp i remember my swimming lessons. Three years of my life training not to doggy paddle or flail like a lout.
@Twilightfairy – I think it was his neighbors.
Oeeieieieiieiieieieieeiei I have a swimming pool like that. I breaks it.
Our physics teacher never gives us homework 😀
sadly this hasn’t quite been passed around the rest of the teachers yet…
So Deep Dish Lake is too cold this time of year?
My pool is frozen right now 🙁
and the comic is funny cuz he has a bathtub
@Andore Mordre: You can’t swim with nose goggles. There’d be no end to getting water up your nose.
And I think that Biff’s instructor has the right idea, personally. The less water Biff is involved with, the better.
hey Chris, does the software allow for tags? That would be neat. And does Biff have webbed feet or does he wear flippers?
Every single time i look at biff i laugh. And today’s my birthday!
If you go to a chicago publix school like me there is no home work!
I get As and Bs by doing almost nothing
My PE teacher did something like that once: had us do 10 push-ups and 20 sit-ups at home and have our parents sign a paper saying we did them. I never got a single signature, nor did a single push-up or sit-up at home. =P
I tend to get very little in the amounts of homework at my HS. I guess you just had bad luck.