#577 – Rorschach

Why do you think I wrote this comic from experience? None of these comics are remotely tied to my real life. I don’t know what you are talking about.

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48 thoughts on “#577 – Rorschach”

  1. Torg says:

    How does Biff’s mouth work, anyway? The hole in his face extends beyond the confines of his face.

  2. Jean says:

    It’s horrible brushing teeth just after a chocolaty dessert. It looks terrible. Not to mention the contrast between chocolate and fake mint…

  3. Mophtran says:

    …That’s a very good question. Either way, it’s even worse when you eat something that REALLY does NOT go with mint flavor right before brushing your teeth. Though, I guess if you don’t have mint flavor toothpaste, you wouldn’t have this problem.

  4. wrincewind says:

    i always thought mint and chocolate went together fairly well… must be a british thing.

    also, i’ve had this problem, if no-one else has.

  5. Kbman says:

    Orange juice + Toothbrushing = Blearg

    (Btw, rinsing your mouth out with water before brushing prevents nasty flavor combinations)

  6. DrT says:

    You should always rinse your mouth before brushing your teeth Chris…

  7. Pieman says:

    It’s a butterfly!

  8. wolfwood says:

    Your absolutely correct pieman it is a butterfly with delicate outstretched wing covering the expanses of the known and unknown.

  9. Mithras says:

    I see a dog.

    With it’s head split open.

    Hurm.

  10. Chris says:

    This is an all too common problem for me, lol.

  11. RG says:

    Agreed with DrT: it is a good idea to gargle before brushing to remove the horrible flavor mix and of course, ruining your sink.

  12. Gadora says:

    Try fruit punch Gatorade, it makes your bristle turn a lovely shade of red. That was not a good sight to see early in the morning.

  13. Nick Steele says:

    Y’know, that’s so true…

  14. trevor says:

    I once ate a choclate chip cookie before brushing my teeth, not good.

  15. Jackson says:

    I really like the art in this one. The first-person Biff-cam is a view we rarely see, and it’s cool to shake it up sometimes. Times like now.

  16. No, I never make that mistake! I especially don’t make it almost every night! 😀

  17. roy_vf1s says:

    At least he didn’t eat a bag of oreos before brushing his teeth with cinnamon-flavored tooth paste. Yearg….

    @wrincewind – it’s not just a British thing, chocolate and mint go together really well. Most American tooth pastes are just poorly flavored to resemble something that might at one point taste like mint….

  18. HayleyJ says:

    hahaha yeah oreos and cinnamon toothpaste are incredibly gross…

    my parents buy this toothpaste that is like even-crappier-than-crappy-fake-cinnamon cinnamon flavored..its terrible..

  19. Clyde says:

    heh, what a thing for me to see on the morning of a dentist appointment!

    “hrrrmmmm…” somehow comes to mind as well

  20. Jax 64 says:

    Ever drank a ton of something red and then brushed your teeth. Then forget?

    “OH GOD, MY GUMS!” Oh wait, that’s right…..

  21. Cakoluchiam says:

    When was the last time we saw Biff without his face? Musta been ages ago, ’cause I can’t remember.

  22. hogan says:

    Does anyone remember the powdered candy called Raven’s Revenge? I skipped a few heartbeats brushing my teeth after eating that. As for the Rorschach, it’s my mother as a centaur hunting my father through Candyland. Trust me.

  23. Jack Hollow says:

    This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. – Rorschach’s journal. October 12 th, 1985.

  24. Gene says:

    Am I the only one to notice this is the very first comic from Biff’s perspective, and also the first comic wherein we don’t actually see him?
    (Other than his hand that is)
    GR

  25. Studkickass says:

    Nice job on the perspective.

  26. AdmiralChaos says:

    I laughed when I saw that, because I do that waaay too frequently with gatorade.

  27. starseedjenny says:

    @Jackson
    My first thought was, “The…spit and chocolate art? Made by Biff in his bathroom sink? That’s uh…interesting.”

  28. Mad Mule says:

    i see a………… blob of chocalaty mix of toothpaste and spit.

  29. TheMusicGuy says:

    wrincewind : I know its a bit late to say it but mint & chocolate DO go together. However, would you brush your teeth with one of those choco-mints they put on your pillow at hotels?

    …do they still do that? I’ve never actually been to a hotel that put any kind of edible substance in your room.

  30. randomperson says:

    A rly bad idea is to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth. Maybe it only applies for our special orange juice in Florida, but it tastes nasty together. XP

  31. TheMusicGuy says:

    Oh, and I love how all the ads are for dental hygene…content-scanning ad scripts can be fun sometimes. 🙂

  32. Jean says:

    For the mint-chocolate combo thing, I meant the really weird mint flavour they use for toothpaste. It doesn’t taste good with anything.

  33. starseedjenny says:

    Weight loss and undereye bags. That’s what all the ads say next to mine.

  34. Speakerblast says:

    Uh-Oh, while biff was eating his pudding, someone took a crap in his sink!

  35. MasterMenthe says:

    I like Oreos(tm) and cinnamon.

    And I prefer the combination of fake-chocolate and fake-mint flavors to the real ones combined.

    I have a hobby of mixing all the drink flavors where-ever fast food resturants offer free refills.
    Never mix clear sodas with opaque, but add a little zest to your day by adding a bit of one of the fruit-flavored ones to a cup 3/5 Dr. Pepper and 3/8 Diet Coke; delicious, yet tangy!

    I also used to stare at the sun when I was a child.
    Now I feel no pain or shock when the lights go on/off.
    Now I wear glasses.
    Now I see things perfectly.

    Rorshach Blot: I see non-humanoid alien race 8142 from Star Trek.

    That is the right number, right?

  36. -JAD- says:

    Rorschach! 🙂

    (The best character in “Watchmen”, btw)

    I think something alike has happened to most of us.

  37. Josher says:

    You’re all wrong. It’s a group of bunny bullies or a council of evil bunnies looking down at some helpless critters they threw in a pit, or are watching some helpless critters in a dark place with a mystic pool of evil.

  38. i.half4 says:

    I once knew someone with a black cat.

    Anyone want to guess it’s name?

    … I see “scrubbing bubbles,” making me quite the victim of my age (not yet post-consumer) I suppose.

  39. biggo says:

    Been there, done that, fretted all night thinking my lungs had expelled some blood o_O

  40. KZero says:

    Also been there done that, but not like immediately after eating the pudding or anything.

  41. greendrag13 says:

    The worst combination is mint toothpaste and garlic. Once, after some especially potent garlic cream cheese left my tongue burning, I went to brush my teeth. Not only was the mint garlic flavor disgusting, but the toothpaste exponentially increases the burning pain.

  42. Lich King says:

    i see u guys shutting up! no im just kidding could u imagine if i was like that?

  43. Robert says:

    That has happened to me.

  44. YukiSnowflake says:

    Has Happened to me.
    Orange Juice+Mint? Lemonade + mint is worse, not as bad as hot tea and icecream, though.
    It is not a dog with its head split open, evil bunnies OR a butterfly, its obviously a square made of strawberries! |:D

  45. Handgunman says:

    I’ve done the same thing with katsup, which is bad because it looks like your mouth is bleeding

  46. ameil159 says:

    Chocolate week?

  47. SurveySays says:

    eeeewwwww.

  48. Antsan says:

    If you haven’t written it from your experience…
    GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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