It’s a sad thing when I go take a bite out of some sort of crappy prepackaged food and find that it tastes more horrific than normal. That’s when I look at the package to see tiny little letters that spell out some sort of evil words like “lite” or “sugar free” or “reduced fat.” If I’m going through all that trouble to eat crappy food I want the full experience. All of the fake crap should have black and yellow caution tape wrapped across the center so I don’t accidentally purchase it thinking I’m getting real crap.