#554 – Famished
Posted on July 18, 2008 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
When I was a kid we came home one day to find that the dog had trashed the house chewing up slippers and such. It was very unlike her. Turns out we forgot to feed her before we went out for the day. Apparently that kind of a thing will make a dog lose her mind.
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d00d i wanna know where biff gets some of his pets
Just be glad the food processor was well fed!
That toaster…. Curse its insanity. Wait. I forget how the toaster became alive. can anyone give me the number of it or something?
Is this the snake/toaster?
no, its the dog toaster…i’ve never seen a snake toaster do that kind of damage…
National Geographic’s Wild World of Kitchen Appliances
Our dog does that all the time. If we leave for the day, there’s about a 70% chance that, when we come home, she’ll have rifled through the garbage and strewn it across the kitchen and living room. What’s weird is we feed her at 7pm every day, and even on days when we leave, then come back before feeding time, she’ll still go through the garbage. We’ve basically gotten into the habit of either taking out the garbage before we leave, or putting it on the counter or somewhere she won’t be able to reach.
My iguana went berserk on the houseplants one day she had no food. She didn’t eat any but she ripped them apart, tore them from the pots and ate a liberal amount of dirt. Iguanas like the taste of dirt. When I came home she was in a hole she had dug in one of the now vacant pots.
Yay, I made it! Started reading the archives four days ago and just broke through! 😀
Busted up several times through… Jacket Repair… wow.
Adding this to list of regular reads; keep up the odd work!
Looks like Biff’s living room…is toast.
Sorry, I can’t resist a good pun. Unfortunately I can’t resist the bad ones either.
My favorite part is the toaster’s little bed!
One time I had a dog who made me a sort of sculpture out of potatoes while I was at work. I walked in the door, and right there was this carefully stacked pile of potatoes, each one with a single set of teeth marks in it, from where he had carried it from the pantry to the front door.
And Draco: All of my trash cans have some kind of secure lid. Most are the foot-pedal kind, turned so that the dog is unlikely to accidentally step on it (and besides they snap closed as soon as pressure is off the pedal). My current dog is otherwise great; she just likes to root through ALL trash cans — kitchen, bathroom, office, wherever.
What does one feed a toaster anyway?
That’s so cool. A dog making a potato sculpture.
Uhm, toast? It will give it back unless it’s hungry… most toasters are rather modest …
Lol. I love Biff’s expression. So… distressed.
WAIT A MINUTE! BIFF HAS A JOB?!
@no name – Sure, there are lots of Biff at work comics. The last week of May was all work comics. 🙂
Welcome, BlueKnot!
Didn’t Biff mix snake DNA in the toaster in one of the comics?
Do the toaster and the breader get along?
Kinda sorta a new reader, I been a followin!! Biff is total awesomeness. He seems to be so brilliant that common sense is meaningless and bizarre genius is key. Heheheh overall he is a funny strange fellow.
More strange than anything….
yes, strange….
But I loves it!
YES! RETURN OF THE TOASTER!!!!
Thank you Chris! I’ve been asking for this on the forums for AGES.
WOOHOOO!
*feeds toaster*
Yep, them toasters get *MEAN* if you don’t feed ’em regularly…
there is nothing I can say,just nothing.
I just read the entire archive of biff comics in one day. Not one sitting, mind you, but one day. I had followed them up to about 200 or so, but today i decided to go and read them all from the beginning.It was quite amusing. I have this now to add to a list of comics that I have to check on a daily basis, but it like this one so I supose that it won’t be TOO tedious.
Hey welcome all the new readers! 🙂
Does his breader get hungry too?
Great comic, found it recently and cant remember the last time Ive laughed so much. Just wondering if youve ever considered adding a random comic button, seems like it might fit the style of the strip?
@EvilRay – Thanks! There should be a random comic button at the top of the right-hand column. Just above the search box. I use it myself sometimes. 🙂
Among the best Biffs to date!
At least it didn’t piddle on the rug.
Ahem.
I believe you feed a toaster BREAD.
Saying you feed it toast is like saying you feed a person…you know…
The toaster has to warm up his food with himself, convient eh?
I love this one.
Generally made me me lol.
I remember when I was a kid, we had a dog that, when she got her food in the bowl, would have to wait until the person giving it told her she was allowed to eat. One day, my mother was in a hurry to bring my sister and me to school, so she had put the food in the bowl but not given the go-signal yet. When she came home after bringing us to school and grocery shopping, the dog was still sitting there waiting for the go-signal. She hadn’t even touched it yet!
And nowadays, we just have a dog that rips apart the couch whenever the doorbell rings.
The toaster returns!
my mother had to go out of town for a couple of days so i went over to check on her dogs. i nearly had a heart attack when i found the coon hound covered in blood and the floors splattered. turns out mom had a tuna sandwhich before she left and the dog found the can. she cut her tounge while eating but continued to lick herself clean after her meal like she normally does. she was asleep when i found her. she woke up fairly quickly to my panicked screaming and crying at the thought that i somehow killed my moms favorite dog. when i called my mom and relayed what happened she just kind of sighed and said ‘yea, that sounds about right.’