When I was a kid I could do the splits fairly easily. Now that I’m older I’m about as flexible as I need to be to sit in a chair for 18 hours a day.
Exercise Week it is. This being Biff, the misapplication part is assumed.
I barley stretch before I work out. Is biff working out so he can be a bad enough dude to save the president?
I bet that’s how he survives his frequent body severings. He exercises so he can regenerate? I don’t know – but wouldn’t it be funny if that was a helium tank and he started squeaking like a mouse before floating to the ceiling?
When I bend over I can touch my knees, does that count?
@FSOneblin: Which president are we talking about? It makes a BIG difference.
I love a man in sweat pants.
Ronald Reagan. He has been kidnapped by ninjas!
Don’t Panic: FSOneblin
What’s with the title? I’ll have to Google it. You have some obscure titles, Chris.
(Ah, so it’s part of the abdomen.)
He looks like me after a lot of pizza, haha.
Way this is going,in a few days,it’ll be called “The Book of Buff”…
THAT is a different approach to stretching!
You guys are cracking me up!
yeah – @chris – reading the comments can be almost as amusing as reading the comic.
I love stretching
and making faces.
I had a “Biff Moment” at the Office Depot last night while walking by the packing supplies. I wondered what trouble Biff would get into surrounded by all that bubble wrap and what the quirky caption might be.
Be careful not to pop it. Messy stuffs I tells ya.
it IS Biff with Striped Pants Week! Yay!
Is he any relation to Jessica?
I can still frighten people with flexibility. My Judo teacher told me I should not be able to bend my knee that way. My entire aerobics class, made entirely of females and me (it was water aerobics I did it for the pool time), told me they did not have the flexibilty to put their feet behind their head. And those are my Basic stretches.
I have zero flexibility, always have… I’m really tall, maybe thats the reason? lol
isn’t ‘linea alba’ a line u get from when you are pregnant?
I can bend my elbows about 20 degrees in the wrong direction.
Really tall like what? I’m 6’2″.
6’3″… I know its not really the height, but that is the “nice” explanation people give me, as to why I’m not flexible.
what does Biff’s voice sound like?
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One phrase: “Health consequences.”
…i just realsied, biff doesnt get out enough, hes almost white.
@noname “it IS Biff with Striped Pants Week! Yay!”
i lol-ed at that for years.
atleast striped pants are better than no pants…….
o holy mother of harvest goddess, now i have scary, mentally-destructive thoughts/picturesnin my head (*naked biff is a scary scary thought*) (*although hes already been shown naked before, in a bath, luckily for us, with bubbles*)
godd, my first comment is so typoish
I meant REALISED!
and sorry for triple posting!
And nobody commented on the fact that we can actually SEE Biff’s mouth without having to see his skull?
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