#523 – Decibel
Posted on June 5, 2008 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
At the county fair I liked going around and seeing all the prize winning exhibits. Best chicken, largest pig, brownest cow. The animal awards were always interesting because I would compare the winner with the competition that surrounded it. I could never tell why one of them was supposed to be better. “Well I guess that chicken does have a shinier beak…”
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ROFL.
heh heh great comic today chris if only you could get pumpkin stereos
I’ve just been inspired to create a messed-up techno-punk boom-box-o-lantern.
-The Hyphen-
Man……. I would pay A LOT of money for a pumpkin like that……. so awsome.
Awesome. If only all vegetables came equipped with subwoofers.
If you think that’s awesome, I have a gourd that would BLOW YOUR MIND.
The Duck Has Spoken.
A category created just for biff eh? XD
lol. i think that’s one of the best thing you could do with a pumpkin… except maybe make a pie out of it.
I’ve equipped a pumpkin with a flame thrower before, but THAT takes the cake, err, pie :3
why’s Biff wearing the ribbon? the pumpkin should be.
@RFPT – Yeah you could ask that kind of question about a lot of things Biff does. 🙂
@RFPT Biff is the pumpkin O_o
Now you have something to make a plush from to sell in the store.
@Chivalrybean – Funny you should say that, it just so happens that today I’m announcing the pre-order for the Biff pumpkin stereo plush!
Just kidding. 🙂
I think a toaster snake plush would sell better.
Actually, Chris, a pumpkin stereo plush would probably sell better. Why? Because it’s my type of pumpkin!
Forget plushes–a real working pumpkin jambox would sell like hotcakes.
Put it in the store, Chris. PUT IT IN THE STORE
Does the pumpkin go to 11?
what would that pie taste like? and how did he get the speakers in the pumpkin? i don’t see any cut marks.
You just got BURNED!
Maybe the pumpkin is also a radio and biff’s eyebrows are the antennae
@Batdan – thats probably why Biff won.
@Blue Dragon – no cut marks eh? well then i guess while we’re on the subject, we can contemplate how Biff integrated snake DNA into his toaster, which is a mechanical object? Biff is… A WIZARD!
AdmiralChaos, Biff is not a wizard. He is a diety. He just let Jesus take over so he could stay home and blow stuff up.
No one in particular, this concept has potential for next Halloween.
Who came in second?
pumpkins are cool.
loud pumpkins rock.
Those’d be great on Halloween.
It’s kinda creepy.
And I kinda want one. :]
@ Fred: My thoughts exactly. Biff’s actually leaning against the second place winner.
The Duck Has Spoken.
This one is really funny. You gotta check this out. http://www3.uark.edu/bkst/pumpkin/steps1.htm
If it doesn’t come up search for pumpkin computer.
That is the perfect halloween decoration. Can I have it, Halloween is my birthday. Really, it is.
PPPPPPPPP LLLLLLLLLLLLL EEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSS EEEEEEEEEEEE
i won second place, mine was only 50 thousand decibals
Curse you! I came in third!
ITS SO TRUE!
Wow, that’s one “smashing” pumpkin. ;-P
BOO!
And I mean that in a deragotory way, not trying to surprise anyone.
Now THAT’S a jack-o-lantern.
Biff is out of his gourd with excitement.
so YOU THREE WERE THE ONES WHO MADE ME 4TH!
But… wouldnt it rot?
or is it a new hybrid of a pumpking that doesnt rot?
or is it plastic?
or is it an illusion caused by a supercomputer residing inside the pumpkin?
heh, i once made a typo of pumpkin, it was pumpking, not sure how i did that, but that word describes this pumpkin perfectly!
The winner – Pumpking, grown (*made*) by BIFF!