#483 – Slither
Posted on April 10, 2008 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I think I’ve already told all of my guitar or snake stories. :p
I wonder if there has ever been a rock start that included snakes in their stage show and then accidentally killed one at the end of a song when they smashed their guitar. My wife tells me that I wonder about a lot of things. 🙂
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lol I would hate to try to play that um how do you keep it in tune?
1/2 -> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/28/278-snake/
? -> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/20/315-volume/
ah recycling. most of the caption, anyways.
i’d like to see a guitar like that.
oh and bradsk88 – maybe he integrated the snake dna into his guitar so that the hole me made with his head would heal.
snake dna is bad for biff.
A real challenge would be to play the snake charmer.
Slither… I just got that. Velvet Revolver rocks!
Heh, wonder how it sounds XD
The other part should be this –> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/28/278-snake/
You should look up a story Alice Cooper told on some chat show once. He had a massive snake around his neck on stage and it did a big snake poo all down the front of him. You know how snakes can go quite a while between eating? Well apparently they can go quite a while without crapping too because it smelled really bad and was everywhere. So Alice’s stage hands, who are dressed as clowns naturally, run on to start clearing it up but it smells so bad they start puking all over the stage. The audience thought it was great.
other half is
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/15/246-guitar/
Cool. There’s a real guitar that was made under a similar (yet very different) premise, using materials from biology research. It’s not really DNA engineering, but related to guitars and animals. http://www.uoguelph.ca/atguelph/08-02-13/featuresguitar.shtml
I hope firday’s has number 44, Invisible. That combined with just about anything would be comedy gold.
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/04/10/invisible/
Ow. I need to get my tooth fixed.
“I have had it with these %$# snakes in my %$# guit–”
*Jackson is killed in mid-sentence by the Overused Reference Ninjas*
Anyhoo, great comic as usual. I think that just about any form of DNA is bad for Biff–and hilarious times for us.
Haha I LOVE that! I always
suspected Carlos Santana
of doing something like that.
Seraphine; Calos Santana, or maybe Mark Knopfler.
Anyway, must make for an interesting jam session.
*Star
🙂
Chris…combine THREE comics next time, please?
Purple guitar! Even without snake DNA, that’s awesome 😀
@Trevor – Maybe on the 3rd anniversary… maybe.
imagine trying to tune that thing, it be horrible.
Did he not learn his lesson from the incident with the toaster?