For a time we were using toothpaste that came in a pump type dispenser. Push down on the top and squirt a little toothpaste on to your brush. After a few months of this my brain had developed a special connection to this point in space. 8 inches to the left of the faucet + push down = toothpaste. Over the summer we stayed at Amanda’s parent’s house for a week and we brought our toothpaste with us. We got there late on the first night and Amanda set up all of our stuff in the bathroom. I went in there at around 2am to get ready for bed and was surprised when I squirted hand soap onto my toothbrush.

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