A few days ago I was brushing my teeth when something flew right at my face. I saw movement and managed to duck out of the way right before it hit me. I turned around to see something so bizarre that at first my brain resolved it to be some sort of miniature dragon hovering in the bathroom. After a few moments I realized that a giant black moth had flown down from the attic and was trailing a thick 18 inch long strand of cobwebs. I stood there mesmerized as it floated silently, it’s long serpentine tail rippling as it bounced up against the ceiling. Then I smashed it against the wall with a magazine and went to bed.
The books are here and orders are shipping out. A reminder to those that were part of the preorder, if you have moved recently please send me your new address so that Biff can find his way to his new home.