Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I’m crazy thirsty. My body really wants water but it seems like I can’t drink enough to make the thirst go away. It’s like I’m not craving the water to be inside me, I’m just craving the feeling of water going over my tongue. Maybe next time I’ll just take a shower with my mouth open.

Book news! The books have shipped from the printer! Now I have a tracking number that I can use to drive myself crazy all day.

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