The preorder is complete! Thank you to everyone in the 37 states and 14 countries that made this project a success. I’ll be sending all the files and paperwork to the printer and I’ll keep you all updated when I get updates from them. Thanks!
Or not… Maybe this impact sounded more like….
Sadly mine isn’t, either. (I have tried Scuba diving without water off the back of mine.)
Upon seeing this comic, before reading the caption, I thought we were in for another spaghetti joke.
Indeed. I thought a ball of spaghetti ate him or something.
Hehe.. I made like one of the last preorders!
… Is it just my computer being stupid, or are the voting incentives not updating?
At least he moved his coffee table out of the way first… But that doesn’t make up for anything now that I think about it.
Oh, and could someone tell Biff his house isn’t high enough either? I’d hate to see a sudden halt to comics while we find a new character…
Death and lethal injuries have never stopped Biff before.
Someone needs to tell him
Don’t bungee with spaghetti.
Biff needs a jump buddy because
He’s alone wayyy too much.
Biff needs to stop spending hours on eBay with all his insurance monies
Biff’s creative genius often shorts out his common sense gland, resulting in an overstimulation in his pain receptor ganglions and a decisive separation of his bones from thier intended positions.
Yay! Thesauruses are fun!
Poor Biff… he obviously had high hopes for the jump, considering how much cord he has.
so does biff have sofa cushions with springs or cushions without springs? the jumping might work better with springs…for about two feet.
Maybe he was just testing out his latest invention: spaghetti bungee cords. Good thing he only tried on the couch, tho. What if he tried out his spaghetti bungee cord in a canyon O_o?
with the position he’s in i think he broke his spine. (if he has one and if its not made of cheese or tofu).
hah. enough string/rope there to go bungee jumping off the Empire State Building =)
Oh, bungie jump fail.. I see..
His eyebrows seem to be growing larger wiht every bit of pain he endures. One day they will be whats is causing him pain when the weight becomes too great for his head and pulls him over, probably onto something painful.
I dig MoosePhysh’s idea.
I just thought of something-
Biff’s baby pictures must be hilarious
Heh, ‘a decisive separation of his bones from their intended positions’….
-Gobbledegook, that cracked me up just as much as the comic.
WTF FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!?
now that the preorder is complete, I wonder when I’ll get the long awaited Book of Biff…
All Hail the Pastafarians!!!!
Seriously though, owww. Poor Biff, he needs to invent himself a sense of danger.
Not with THAT much rope, it isn’t.
Or a helmet, BWD.
It’s tall enough if he uses his shrink ray.
“In Russia, Spaghetti eat YOU!”
I tried the whole ‘parachute off my house’ stunt before. It ended up with the same result as Biff here. =l
But has no one notaced that he is inside the bungee cord and it would fail epically if he even had enough fall space? and IF it did unwrap because it was never wrapped in the first place than he would be spinning out of control and could not direct himself, IF he had enough fall space
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