I of course tried jumping off of things with an umbrella. I was convinced that I was falling incredibly slower than I would have normally. “Did you see that? It was like I was floating!” I was mesmerized when we got our first spring loaded self opening umbrella. I opened and closed it all the time… although I don’t recall actually using it in the rain. This same umbrella soon became an awesome defensive weapon that could launch its top half across the room temporarily blocking the vision of your enemy as it opened up into their face.

There’s some funny Biff motivational poster parodys being created in the forum. Check them out.