#245 – Grass
Posted on May 14, 2007 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
When I was a kid I hated having to mow the lawn. The lawn mower was heavy and loud, it was always hot and it seemed to take forever. There was always something I would rather have been doing. Now that I’m an adult and have many more responsibilities, I enjoy mowing the lawn. I get a break from whatever else I should be doing and get to feel like I accomplished something.
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I want to try that ^.^
but im scarred of helicopters….ive seen what they can do…..
Hahahahahaha, oh, I especially like this one. Thank you, Chris.
lol nice, that looks suspiciously like something i would do….
The lawn likes you too, Chris.
He should have built himself one of those remote control mowers instead. They’re so much more awesome than regular mowers.
hooray apartments!
no lawns to mow.
and i am trying to win the green arrow comics so hard…
I never have to mow the lawn. We got a horse. We have no grass. Maybe Biff should get a pet to do stuff for him?
Biff didn’t get the proper type of helicopter. You’ve gotta get one of those copters that have the propeller at the bottom.
Biff sure has alot of cool stuff.
28 Weeks later stylees!
Except with more crashing, and less zombies!
I wonder why Biff doesnt think heli-cutting is a practical way of cutting the lawn….
It always seems to work for me!
just needs to get the propeller to spin the other way… or something…
That helicopter should get some wheels.
i presume he got that from a super noodle bran cereal box, and i love that expression,thats classic.
I’m… Just curious… Who keeps telling him to do these things! I must meet the person… Such a mind deserves proper placement in an evil army.
Bunnyman, the person is in his MIND… See, he tells Biff to do increasingly self-destructive things because of the power-drill-through-the-head thing, as revenge for it going through his bay window, or something. These actions result in greater damage to his little house in Biff’s head.
i used to like mowing the lawn when i was a kid. probably because i got 5 bucks tacked onto my $2 a week allowance when i did.
You have it backwards!!! If you turn a mower upside-down you can fly!!!
@Buzzardo: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
@Comic: Wow… That would just make biff spin instead of the blades… o_o Oh my… He HAS to be dizzy after that. *Nod*
“I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.”
Me and biff are so alike
Damn. I wanted to try that myself but never had a helicopter around when there was a lawn to mow. Well, maybe I should be happy about that.
I don’t do anything that messes with my hair, helicoptors included.
I dont think a lelicoptah (yes I call them lelicoptahs so what?) would fit in my back garden. A cool idea though.
Great comic today. A perfect escape from my exams.
Wow, finally an idea that will revolutionize the world. Now all I have to do is stock up on Helicopters, and large yards and I set.
hunh, you’d think that’d work…
A helicopter…
whre does he GET THESE THINGS!?!?!?
Weird how that works, huh? Kinda like the realization that one actually LIKES to go to sleep at night XD
that hit me at age 12, methinks…
Anything upside down is not good, Biff.
dude, in the older comics, you mentioned that you grew up in the burbs of Chicago, which is where I currently am, and yeah, they are gridlike.
Also, a mowercopter sounds like it could work
chris did i win 5 points…hu,hu,hu,did i,did i.
if you look at the picture up side down it looks like a mona rail
Does this comic happen right before Biff decides that he dislikes helicopters?
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/14/202-helicopter/
I’ve found that using a chainsaw is also not a good way to mow the lawn.
I like mowing my lawn with my vacuum cleaner. wish i had a bigger bag and a longer extension cord, tho.
nagahidasmigenweegerhartopia
The odd thing is, I’ve thought of this O.o
Upside down, spinning uncontrollably at high speeds. Someone needs to invent some kind of amusement park ride like that. Every single weekend I would either be on that ride, or in line for that ride.
What he needs is a herd of guinea pigs to keep the lawn trimmed.
ROFL times 6
reminds me of the one and only time my dad let me mow the lawn: I promptly hit a rock and snapped the blade. O_o
Needless to say, I was not invited to continue.
i feel the exact same way when i am out mowing the lawn. and my wife doesnt complain too hard when stuff doesnt get done since i was out cutting grass.
Wait wait wait… I thought he already realized he didn’t like helicopters… well, maybe ones with his eyebrows hanging out… o.O
It was worth a try.
oh well it was good idea
Biff seems to have an unlimited amount of resources. I fear he might buy/make a mech warrior suit next.
No one mentions that, once again, Biff has broken the laws of Physics? It is impossible for a helicopter to fly upside down! Unless Biff is the pilot, of course.
How does he get out?
Plakster: Possible, probably.
Sane: Nope.
You know, I always wanted to do this.
Lawnmowers terrify me.
If you run over the cord, you die instantly of an electric shock.
You realize people actually do cut grass with helicopters, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHS4Je4BVc
I thought that Biff didn’t like helicopters…
I always wished I could have used the lawn mower. But when I was finally hold enough, and after convincing my grandfather that it wouldn’t damage my organs, I discovered that Lawn Mowers and Carpel Tunnel don’t mix. Never the less, I still enjoyed decapitating the grass and various weeds.
Plankster: It surprises you that the laws of physics screw up around Biff?
I like mowing the lawn. I get paid, and i can do it FAST.
Actually i think it is possible.