#245 – Grass

When I was a kid I hated having to mow the lawn. The lawn mower was heavy and loud, it was always hot and it seemed to take forever. There was always something I would rather have been doing. Now that I’m an adult and have many more responsibilities, I enjoy mowing the lawn. I get a break from whatever else I should be doing and get to feel like I accomplished something.

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  1. random guy says:

    I want to try that ^.^
    but im scarred of helicopters….ive seen what they can do…..

  2. Ela says:

    Hahahahahaha, oh, I especially like this one. Thank you, Chris.

  3. Arctic Fox says:

    lol nice, that looks suspiciously like something i would do….

  4. Synchro says:

    The lawn likes you too, Chris.

  5. Tim says:

    He should have built himself one of those remote control mowers instead. They’re so much more awesome than regular mowers.

  6. Greensong says:

    hooray apartments!
    no lawns to mow.

    and i am trying to win the green arrow comics so hard…

  7. Steven says:

    I never have to mow the lawn. We got a horse. We have no grass. Maybe Biff should get a pet to do stuff for him?

  8. cyber95 says:

    Biff didn’t get the proper type of helicopter. You’ve gotta get one of those copters that have the propeller at the bottom.

  9. KungKong says:

    Biff sure has alot of cool stuff.

  10. Edd says:

    28 Weeks later stylees!

    Except with more crashing, and less zombies!

  11. I wonder why Biff doesnt think heli-cutting is a practical way of cutting the lawn….

    It always seems to work for me!

  12. Heinrich says:

    just needs to get the propeller to spin the other way… or something…

  13. Defiance says:

    That helicopter should get some wheels.

  14. dragonbrad says:

    i presume he got that from a super noodle bran cereal box, and i love that expression,thats classic.

  15. Bunnyman says:

    I’m… Just curious… Who keeps telling him to do these things! I must meet the person… Such a mind deserves proper placement in an evil army.

  16. Marcus Dranz says:

    Bunnyman, the person is in his MIND… See, he tells Biff to do increasingly self-destructive things because of the power-drill-through-the-head thing, as revenge for it going through his bay window, or something. These actions result in greater damage to his little house in Biff’s head.

  17. Wannabeelf says:

    i used to like mowing the lawn when i was a kid. probably because i got 5 bucks tacked onto my $2 a week allowance when i did.

  18. Buzzardo says:

    You have it backwards!!! If you turn a mower upside-down you can fly!!!

  19. Semakora says:

    @Buzzardo: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

    @Comic: Wow… That would just make biff spin instead of the blades… o_o Oh my… He HAS to be dizzy after that. *Nod*

  20. AwesomeAud says:

    “I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.”

  21. DomanickX says:

    Me and biff are so alike

  22. CojoinedCows says:

    Damn. I wanted to try that myself but never had a helicopter around when there was a lawn to mow. Well, maybe I should be happy about that.

  23. Seraphine says:

    I don’t do anything that messes with my hair, helicoptors included.

  24. Nova Namina Riff says:

    I dont think a lelicoptah (yes I call them lelicoptahs so what?) would fit in my back garden. A cool idea though.

    Great comic today. A perfect escape from my exams.

  25. Reikon Ame says:

    Wow, finally an idea that will revolutionize the world. Now all I have to do is stock up on Helicopters, and large yards and I set.

  26. kenshin620 says:

    hunh, you’d think that’d work…

  27. Cory says:

    A helicopter…
    whre does he GET THESE THINGS!?!?!?

  28. Jenna says:

    Weird how that works, huh? Kinda like the realization that one actually LIKES to go to sleep at night XD

    that hit me at age 12, methinks…

  29. Nikanaiko says:

    Anything upside down is not good, Biff.

  30. smashpro says:

    dude, in the older comics, you mentioned that you grew up in the burbs of Chicago, which is where I currently am, and yeah, they are gridlike.

    Also, a mowercopter sounds like it could work

  31. dragonbrad says:

    chris did i win 5 points…hu,hu,hu,did i,did i.

  32. dragonbrad says:

    if you look at the picture up side down it looks like a mona rail

  33. Haragorn says:

    Does this comic happen right before Biff decides that he dislikes helicopters?
    http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/14/202-helicopter/

  34. Random Person 1 says:

    I’ve found that using a chainsaw is also not a good way to mow the lawn.

  35. fyuyf says:

    I like mowing my lawn with my vacuum cleaner. wish i had a bigger bag and a longer extension cord, tho.

  36. dragonbrad says:

    nagahidasmigenweegerhartopia

  37. Mint Sharpie says:

    The odd thing is, I’ve thought of this O.o

  38. Demonprophet says:

    Upside down, spinning uncontrollably at high speeds. Someone needs to invent some kind of amusement park ride like that. Every single weekend I would either be on that ride, or in line for that ride.

  39. Knife Knut says:

    What he needs is a herd of guinea pigs to keep the lawn trimmed.

  40. geckoman77 says:

    ROFL times 6

  41. Debbie says:

    reminds me of the one and only time my dad let me mow the lawn: I promptly hit a rock and snapped the blade. O_o
    Needless to say, I was not invited to continue.

  42. The Man says:

    i feel the exact same way when i am out mowing the lawn. and my wife doesnt complain too hard when stuff doesnt get done since i was out cutting grass.

  43. Misguided Terran says:

    Wait wait wait… I thought he already realized he didn’t like helicopters… well, maybe ones with his eyebrows hanging out… o.O

  44. Rachel says:

    It was worth a try.

  45. sasuke says:

    oh well it was good idea

  46. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    Biff seems to have an unlimited amount of resources. I fear he might buy/make a mech warrior suit next.

  47. Plankster says:

    No one mentions that, once again, Biff has broken the laws of Physics? It is impossible for a helicopter to fly upside down! Unless Biff is the pilot, of course.

  48. Elkian says:

    How does he get out?

  49. Elkian says:

    Plakster: Possible, probably.
    Sane: Nope.

  50. Kitsunie says:

    You know, I always wanted to do this.

  51. Gale says:

    Lawnmowers terrify me.

    If you run over the cord, you die instantly of an electric shock.

  52. SethML says:

    You realize people actually do cut grass with helicopters, right?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHS4Je4BVc

  53. Humbart says:

    I thought that Biff didn’t like helicopters…

  54. Shana says:

    I always wished I could have used the lawn mower. But when I was finally hold enough, and after convincing my grandfather that it wouldn’t damage my organs, I discovered that Lawn Mowers and Carpel Tunnel don’t mix. Never the less, I still enjoyed decapitating the grass and various weeds.

  55. the walrus says:

    Plankster: It surprises you that the laws of physics screw up around Biff?

  56. Felix says:

    I like mowing the lawn. I get paid, and i can do it FAST.
    Actually i think it is possible.

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