#170 – Wax
Posted on January 17, 2007 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
It’s always interesting how long it takes things to get through the mail. I’ve had many things go incredibly fast and a few things never arrive. I think my favorite moment was when I was living in Boston and my father sent me a xmas gift. I was quite surprised to hear the doorbell ring at 5pm on xmas day. I opened the door and a FedEx delivery person cheerfully handed me my package.
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I actually wanna try that to see if it works… XD
Reminds me of waxing your modem, and elevating it so the 1’s and 0’s can flow downhill without getting stuck.
“You’re waxing your modem… tryin’ to make it go faster”
I have Weird Al stuck in my head, now… >.>
“All about the Pentiums! Yah!”
T.S. . . . do you live in your parents cellar, downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar?????
No… and I’m definitely not as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller…
Waxing the letter also stops you from slicing yourself with it.
Howdy Chris~
Found your site through Bob and George and have read every one up to this current one, must say that they brought quite a few laughs. Added ya to my list of comics I read 😛
Just wanted to say thanks go to ya, for bringin a laugh to a soldier out in the desert of Iraq 😛
T.S. do you have a commodore 64?
Thanks Zheden. I hope you are doing well.
Used to… I thought it was pretty neato…
By the way… how’s that dorito workin’ out for you?
That’s the dumbest great idea I’ve ever seen. Beautiful.
Thanks Mr. Weaselpants. 🙂
I work at a t-shirt company that ships thousands of shirts through the mail. We’ve seen all kinds of weird stuff, including packages that mysteriously arrive a couple of months after they were due with no indication of what held them up. (The USPS does a great job with 99.9% of packages, though.)
Now I find out we’re supposed to be waxing the envelopes!
Thanks for the PSA, Chris! ^_^
I’ve actually wanted to try something like this before but for some odd reason my mom stopped me goign on about where she went wrong with me or something…i dunno.. anyway i’ve been reading for a week now and decided to say something today. found the link on BnG and i’ve been reading ever since. as long as you stay funny i’ll keep reading
Hey Rieleyesco, thanks for stopping by.
Ah yes, wax, why didn’t I think of that?
Oh wait, I’m not Biff, that’s why.
Nice comic
i’v seen your ads at bng, and some other comic i read, can’t remember wich one
i’v read the archive and this is added to my morning coffee from now on
Thanks Johnny, see you tomorrow morning. 🙂
BIff’s pretty damn accident prone, he might end up stabing himself with that wax
hay T.S
your moneter say etchasketch on the side
No… I wanna be a hacker… code-cracker… slacker… wastin’ time with all the chat-room yackers… 9-5 chillin’ @ Hewlett Packard… what…
What’s really messed up about all of these references I’ve been making is that I haven’t heard this song in about 3+ years…
OK… I’ll stop with the weird al, now… (probably not)
Well I’m down with Bill Gates.
Call him “money” for short
so… tempting… to… respond… in… weird… al… style…
must… resist…
must… use… coherent… sentences…
>.>
you know i actually speeled my anem wrong i looked at what chris wrote and was thinking what up with the extra “e”
Just saw this on BnG ( Ive noticed alot of people jumping here from BnG)
Read through and its given me good laughs
This is definatly added to my ”Comic Folder” Bookmark now ^^.
I just about fell off my chair when I saw this comic. NICE! Beautiful.
Biff strikes again. lol
Thanks Archy, Biff likes to be bookmarked. 🙂
Haha, man, where did I find the link to this place? One of the Dumbrella sites I think, meh… The postal service is… variable. From delivering things days before I expected to lying about me not being home when I was sitting on the front step(and then saying “your package of live fish is leaking water, you might want to hurry”)
new slogan?
Fed-EX: giving up our holidays so you wont need to.
It really looks like that eyebrow is stuck in the envelope….
or maybe that’s just me
A big comment thread like this, and not one smirking reference to the FedEx guy handing you your “package.”
Maybe there’s hope for humanity after all… but probably not.
In my middle school student discovered that if they put like lipgloss on teh edges of their scantrons (the bubble in sheets) that they would get them all right because the machine woudl just slide them through.
I just put a few links to random Biff comics on a forum at gaiaonline.com, and people loved it. woot for free advertising!
The world’s first supersonic envelope.
For those of us without a snowy season, what would our alternative be?
Biff is such a genious! 😀
lol
Oh, that Biff! 😛
I love this site, I found it from some other webcomic but I can’t remember which >
For those of us without a snowy season, E-mail is the best alternative.
For those of you who lack a snowy season, send it during the rainy season. The wax will help seal out water.
Don’t diss the postal workers. My dad is one.
Omg.
Love the comic
Pika, I love your avatar.
Portal turrets are so cute!
Biff’s windows are unusually high off the floor.
Snail mail sucks. Vegans must have a hell of a time getting food from Vega.
To vegeta (tarble too) blew it up
Wait a second, Vegeta, Tarble, Vegtable!
And goku’s a carrot