I loved slurping spaghetti when I was a kid. It was loud and it was messy. All good things to a kid.
I really like to slurp in front of prim and proper people. Extreme fun.
I liek to do what Tony does but juts a little more.. gross.. Swallow the noodle.. then pull it out again And notice i’ve already called myself gross som no need for 50 word of how gross i am.
Munky, you could just drink the sauce.
I love it! For some reason, it makes me think of Johnny Five… “Pasta… Spaghetti… Marinara!”
agreed they just don’t seem to make the noodles long enough!
They should make large strings of spaghetti like that for everyone to enjoy!
By the way, the slurping never stops, muahahahahahahaha!
Yeah, Iwonder what the market would be for super long spaghetti.
Best. Dinner. Ever.
Or, you could pull a Lady and the Tramp-type move with your date…guaranteed that she’ll get the same piece of spaghetti!
I found this place the other day thru another webcomic, but can’t remember which. I’m glad I did, though, hooray for banners that actually look interesting and don’t simply show the main character(s) standing around. The downside to today’s comic is now I want spaghetti, and I’m pretty certain we ate it all already.
Hahaha! That is true!
Heatherface, sounds like someone needs to make more!
Haha That looks like fun. Probably be done eating within like a minute slurping just one really long noodle but still looks filling. Now im craving spagetti too even though i just ate Taco Bell and im not hungry yet lol.
Yes, I can get that way as well… eating just to eat.
His mouth… it’s… unnatural. It goes from twice as wide as his head to a tiny little hole slightly bigger than a noodle. Chris, where is Biff from, and why don’t _I_ have an awesome mouth like his?
Chris, I meant I think we cooked it all, though I could just as easily go buy more. Haha.
DeiMiles, Biff came from my brain… that’s about the only explanation I can make.
I wish I came from your brain too. Sounds like a fun place.
O_O I shoulda thought of that!
Holy Smoof, i’ve done this before o_O…. tis VERY hard to keep it one solid noodle… let alone MAKE one…. but and awesome 20 minute slurp.
also.. not to start randomly none relevant posts in all the comics but if TKort sees this, yes i did write that Crow Again Poem. it’d be kinda neat if you had a t-shirt with Biff running from a giant crow and the text could read
Biff learns not to agitate the Crow-Again.
… I think it goes under the table… miles long… he’s going to be there for days…
What is the phycological logic behind slurping just one noodle?
By the way it is -40 in Alaska at 8:48p.m.
OBEY THE NOODLE!
really -40, wow we really screwed up eh?
Bach- thanks you should publish that it was cool . And Chris, you should make some biff shirts on your site.. maybe I didn’t look close enough but most of the ones I saw were non-Biff . Maybe there aren’t enough of us reading yet.. give it a year or so!
Yeah, eventually I will make some shirts, I have to decide what the first design will be.
little did biff know he was eating his eyebrows
(TKort/Chris): You might place a vote-box on each comic-screen, just enter your name & answer the question: “on a scale of 0(bad)-to-9(good), how much would you enjoy this as a T-shirt?”. You can have the votes tabulated automatically by “which comics were chosen”, & also “by how large a margin”.
You’d evolve a mouth like that too if you had to eat a whole bowl of cereal instantaneously to keep it from getting soggy in the milk.
Now I want spaghetti really badly xD…
Heh, the spaghetti looks like one of Biff’s eyebrows… maybe Biff’s eyebrows are actually spaghetti!
I would love that, but it would make it hard to have meatballs.
I hate long spaghetti, sorry.
Eh, all ya gotta do is one slurp, but I hate it when you accidentally break the noodle.
In this picture, biff does look like a little kid. Teenage biff maybe?
Oh man, not four blocks away is a store selling meter-long strands of spaghetti! I have no clue how one would cook that…
I was also wondering if he might have cooked one of his back up eyebrows by mistake.
How wold you cook one long strand without breaking it into pieces?
Somehow this looks like he is eating his mustache.
I’m eating almost all the time, and i’m 5’7 and 153lbs. Though, I make sure not to be eating or drinking when opening the next biff comic, or while reading pokèmon x. My poor computer.
We all know that this will end with silverware in the face.
Yes yes, the silverware is doomed…. Wait…..
I’d love to slurp that to gross out my parents and then see how far I can reterve the noodle again… Sort of gross but heck, it’d be fun.
That looks like an eyebrow… The stages of Biff as he realizes it is his eyebrow
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I like to swallow spaghetti whole, inch by inch. But I always run out of breath and have to pull it up. It tickles.
At least he remembered to take the fork out this time…
I have to chop up the pasta with my fork when eating with mom….
I just CANNOT get it to twirl!
Or its too big and mom gets onto me.
And by ‘save his clean sliverware’ he means ‘not stab himself in the head, again.’
That actually looks like it’d be a lot of fun to eat Spaghetti as one big noodle…
Why even have silverware if he never uses it on food? He doesn’t use anything for spaghetti anymore, he slingshots his cereal…the only time I have seen Biff with silverware was when he stuck a fork in his forehead.
there is no spaghetti
there is only zule!
Kinda odd that no one mentioned this but, why is Biff eating his mustache? (it’s not on his face!!!!!)
As i was scrolling back up I noticed that Caffi already mentioned something. Oops. But still…
@Viral – Because he never had a mustache, that was his mouth this whole time.
I’m surprised I’m the first to point it out…but what the heck is with his eyebrows? XD They’re all straight, then get all loopy. Did he use hairspray to keep ‘em up, so he WOULDN’T eat them by accident??
@ Elkian: To twirl, make sure you catch spaghetti in the tines of the fork, then press the end of the fork against a spoon and spin the fork. It’s how I learned.
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