#159 – Chips
Posted on January 2, 2007 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Hey look it’s a bonus comic! Starting now I will be updating Biff 5 days a week Monday through Friday. So now Tuesdays and Thursdays will have new craziness for your enjoyment.
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YAY for bonus comics!! Booo for salty chip shards in your eye.
biff realizes that cutting the mustard can only be used in metaphorical sense
So that’s how you protect yourself from that..
Oh… such painful and embarrasing hospital trips…
Wind-up Monkey, are you speaking from experience?
Smokey Bacon are the most dangerous flavour.
Good luck with posting 5 cartoons a week, I’ve tried this & and after a year it will drive you potty.
Yes, as a matter of fact I am…
I try to avoid opening bags of chips at all costs…. *shudders* bad memories…
Hey Plutos The Bubbleman, nice to see you here. I’m sure this will drive me mad eventually, but at least it will be my fault this time. 🙂
thats why I only eat sunchips! 🙂
Wow… I`m new from Gone W/ the Blastwave and all I can say is wow! This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in all my life. You have a new regular. Bravo.
Thanks TxMoose, it’s always nice to get another reader.
Hmmm…I don’t think I’ve ever had chips fly out of the bag when I open ’em…cheese popcorn maybe…
Alchav – consider that a good thing 🙂
I don’t understand this comic.. what’s going on.. Biff anticipated something bad and prevented it… what the?? Has he been replaced by an alien proxy or something?? Has Chris??
Could it be that he can learn from his mistakes?
I hope not! He makes so many mistakes… but that is what we’ve come to love about him…. if he is actually learning from them.. he might run out of stupid things to do! It would be good for Biff, but bad for us 🙁
those things always go like “PFOOF!” right into my face…it hurts
Forgot to say in previous comment, you have a new regular 🙂
Thanks, always great to have a new reader Evil necro of death.
Hmm…This happens to me a lot actually…although it mostly happens with Tortilla Chips and Spaghetti Noodles
No blow-outs please.
>Smokey Bacon are the most dangerous flavour.
I disagree, real pain comes from a salt and vinigar chip crumb in the eye. oh yes…real pain.
I have to say, I have never had chips attack me before… I feel like I’m missing something now, a milestone that so many have passed over, and i have not yet reached… Though, about 3 weeks ago, I had the first bottle of Mountain Dew (ever) to explode on me while I was cruisin down the highway at 75mph… Never fun to get wet at such a high speed…
Sure, chips in the eye are painful, but try eating a bag of salt and viniger chips with a paper cut on your finger.
Having gone through a safety training program or two, this looks frighteningly similar to the illustrations they always use…
This is why I never aim the bag towards my face.
Hey, Biff must be learning something if he’s taking safety precautions…
I squeezed the bottom (as you do when seven) and the whole lot flew out (not at me, thankfully. My friend has never been quite the sme since being showered in doritos)
Koer, I share your pain. Other uncool experience is eating very spicy doritos (any kind which burns your tongue) with paper cuts (multiple) on your fingers. Uncool. And using the other hand just ISN’T an option. You can’t lose habits that easily. And if you switch hands, the finger lickin’ is less tasty.
This happened to me with Milk Duds … at work. I thought I would be nice and bring candy since we were working midnight to 8 a.m. on Christmas. I grew a bit impatient with the bag and the Milk Duds burst out and went all over the room. We’re still finding them three months later.
Also, Biff does seem to learn from his experiences, but he only learns specific examples. I’m able to relate to way too many of these comics!
That’s why I point the chips toward my friends. I acctually learned from popping the bag while it was pointed upwards. I got salt in my eye and it burned.
Why didn’t I think of that the last time I had a bag of Lays? >_O
Had a bag of doritos go off on me once… Curse my high altitude! Great work Chris, you have yet another regular reader.
Haha I need one of those visor’s for opening skittles too. I’ve tried that and LITERALLY lost an entire bag of skittles to the foe that is improper tearing of those plastic bags. One wrong tear and it’s an explosion of skittles, and none of them could be salvaged.
Never had it happen to me with chips, had it happen to me with candy, at school. (I’m a highschool senior)
Mal: JOY! M&M’s! *Does little happy dance!*
Bag: >
i once had a bag of books ( dont ask me why) explode in my face. while enjoyable to read, a faceful of uglies, pretties, and specials is not very fun, especially when they’re all hardback
Oooooohhhh ow ow ow! Oddly Frozen, I sympathise greatly! Only, it was my bag o’ school-books, and the handles of the bag broke, and… pain…. >_
Biff… learning O_O
This is why I switched to Pringles. Then, all you need to worry about is the tube being overpacked so that when you pop the top, you get a tower of chips in your face.
Sooo, he makes sure to always wear protective gear when opening a bag of chips, but somehow manages to cause himself much greater harm in other areas…
Ironic.
What chips are those? 🙁
i had nachos do that. (i eat them plain because we usually dont have all the crap to put on it or the time.)
Knowing Biff, that is probably a good idea…
probably a smart idea considering his past incidents
i can open any bag of chips at will
except lays brand. something just blocks me from doing it at first.
i mean I’ll take out a new bag of Sour cream and onion, and sit with it, watching tv until i realize i want chips to eat, not just as a seating partner
Whenever I try to do the ‘handslam-BUST’, I alway do it upside down.
One of my few special talents – opening snack packages that nobody else can and untying knots.
Now I have to scan that comic I made of me trying to get mail AND open the door while fully loaded down.
I don’t think I’ve ever had that happen with chips, but I’ve lost more M&M’s that way.
He should start wearing protection when using eyedrops, too.
Whoo, Biff actually LEARNS!
this he foresees and takes measures against??!
I’ve done this so many times, but I just keep doing it. I sometimes eat so many Haribo Tangfastics that I burn my tongue, then finish off the rest of the pack whilst occasionally wincing. Then the next time I buy a pack of Haribo Tangfastics, I do EXACTLY the same thing…
He should do that before putting in his eyedrops. 😀
Let me try to correct what my post so long ago was saying.
Me: Joy! M&M’s! *happy dance*
Bag: None for you! *BOOM!*
Me: 🙁
Kid Sitting Next To Me: . . . *reaches over, picks a green one out of my hair, eats it*
Now he just needs a bowl to stand in that will catch the chips when the bag opens.
Biff wears the mask for the CHIP’S protection nothing hurts biff