#158 – Mattress

I’ve slept on many different beds in my life. Somehow the old worn out ones always seemed to be the most comfortable. Happy New Year everyone!

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  1. Ali says:

    does biff sleep nude?

  2. Chris says:

    Yes he does, don’t you?

  3. Wind-up Monkey says:

    That is THE absolute truest statement I have heard all day.

  4. Chri says:

    respect the nude sleepers, respect the Biff

  5. Munky says:

    Ouch.. cant even imagine the pain in his butt..

    Im a new reader, read through all of them today πŸ˜€ and its 01:49 am where im form πŸ˜› love the comic, the best thing ive read in a loong time.

  6. Chris says:

    Thanks Munky, welcome.

  7. prometheus says:

    That is not true if you have one of those memory foam matresses. It’s very cushiony, and makes for good insulation.

  8. Background Bailey says:

    Ouch…

    That’s really all I have to saw.

    By the way, I forgot to mention yesterday; I came over from your link on Bob and George.

    Just wanted you to know that at least ONE new reader came out of that. πŸ™‚

  9. Tilmer says:

    I too came from BnG, loving the comic so far, alot of them made me giggle and snort XD

  10. Chris says:

    I’m glad you liked them Tilmer, and welcome all the other BnG readers.

  11. i came over from your link on white ninja comics earlier today. i read through every single one of these, and i quite enjoy them. πŸ™‚ i’ll keep checking back as well. keep up the good work.

  12. Chris says:

    I’m glad you enjoyed them eatenplacenta. I’ll keep making them if you keep reading them.

  13. Xim says:

    There was a huge hole in my old mattress, and when I was, like, four, I would climb in and crawl around. It was perfectly clean, but, oh man, it was an adventure…until Mom heard the giggling coming from the old bed that no one used.

  14. Evil necro of death says:

    Oh my god i love Biff XD Great job Chris, this is one of THE best comics i’ve ever seen, and believe me, i’ve been to a frikkin LOT of webcomics/comics. I came here from B+G and the last thing: I can bend one of my fingers back to my hand XD :O

  15. lilwhytwch says:

    Biff in the Buff! poetic?

  16. Warcrime says:

    this one reminds me a lot of the fan one. you’d think he would have learned from that, guess not. Wonder what he’ll be inside of next before he finds out its not better than being on the outside.

  17. The Redmage says:

    I’m glad I found this comic too – I found the link on Questionable Content, and it looked way too interesting to pass up.

  18. pip says:

    Lets just hope he dosent sleep on his stomach…Or would that be good?

  19. zantarath says:

    That would be very, very painful, pip.

  20. Tehblues says:

    Been there done that… Ow.

  21. Female Fox Furry says:

    Sleeping nude is good… Lets you shed your skin~

  22. Twilight says:

    aaah, springs in my spine=hurt.

  23. mic says:

    Sleeping nude? I at least wear a t-shirt or something. I must also admit I came from BnG around the beginning of this year. I’ve been reading this comic in my spare time, and it is quite good.

  24. Oddly Frozen says:

    ew, sleeping naked? im glad i don’t know anyone who does that

  25. Spoot Knight says:

    Well he’s lucky to not have slept on his front when he did that…

  26. Radical Edward says:

    Ouch…No matter who you are, that is painful. I sleep on an old mattress since I’m staying with my family in NJ. There’s a spring that pokes me a lot.

  27. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    I have a pretty nice bed. It even has 4 drawers under it, and a cubby. Also, it’s summer, 90 degrees out, and i still have 4 heavy blankets for covers.

  28. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    Oh, another thing i just thought of. In minnesota, it is against the law to sleep naked. HOW COULD THEY ARREST YOU FOR THAT!?!?!?!?!?

  29. DemonRex says:

    Didn’t he try this with a fan?

  30. Miranda says:

    Deep, deep down I am paranoid that a fire will occur and I will have to run outside naked, so no naked sleeping for me.

  31. Hoboapple says:

    “What time is it?” we ask, and Biff replies, “Spring time!!!!!”

  32. Rachel says:

    i can see why.

  33. KayRis says:

    My brother and I were wrestling on an old mattress once and a spring popped out of it and gauged his knee. That happened about 10 years ago and he still has a scar.

  34. the Scarf says:

    * I was linked through QC as well*

    I think Its because he looks like a crash test dummy/manequinn…but I always imagined that the area in question was more like Alan Rickman a la “Dogma”
    “Angels…Are ill equipped”

  35. Colin says:

    no sleeping in the buff for me.
    closest was a loose pair of boxers.

  36. Elkian says:

    Thank God you warned me! *sews mattress back up*

  37. KatzeWerfer says:

    …the only reason i don’t sleep nude is the fact that i have to walk thou 5 different rooms just to get to the bathroom T.T ….plus there are all the little kids that are at my house…

  38. Andara Bledin says:

    So… another Biff in the buff comic.

  39. Torg says:

    ((Warcrime Says:

    January 21st, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    this one reminds me a lot of the fan one. you’d think he would have learned from that, guess not. Wonder what he’ll be inside of next before he finds out its not better than being on the outside.))

    “Biff learns that it IS warmer inside the fireplace.”

  40. cayra says:

    Fun skin patterns…

  41. Deteramot says:

    I sleep in my underwear. And occasionally nude. I much prefer a firm mattress to a springy one. Less pressure points.

  42. I Just recently got a waterbed. And I sleep on top of the covers instead of under them, so the closest I get to nakey time is shirtless, and that only during the summer months (Like… now. x_x)

  43. Update: That previous is a dirty, dirty lie that will suffer in Bunny Hell where it will be poked by bunnies alongside Hitler and Jack Thompson until they cry. It is a dirty, dirty lie because it implies that I am COMFORTABLE.

    In the months since the installation of the waterbed, I have discovered several things.
    One I already knew, that is a heated waterbed if I so choose it to be (if I leave it plugged in, hurrdurr) with a minimum heat of70 degrees. This is fine for the winter months, given that I sleep on top of the covers, normally with my feets tucked underneath a second blanket which is nice and toasty warm underneath. However, in the summer months, THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. The 70 degrees radiates out into the room and heates up the rest of the room.
    This will not do.
    Thus I unplug it. For a time, this is hunky dory.
    HOwever, once it is room temperature, apparently, the water mattress begins to act as a heat sink, drawing the heat of the room into it. So I will come into my room at 4, 5 in the morning (. . . I’m a creature of the night, I stay up until the asscrack of dawn, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME), my room is nice and frosty, I am happy πŸ˜€
    And then I go and roll onto my water bed.
    My water bed is not nice and frosty. It is lukewarm.
    I am sad. πŸ™

  44. EchoLoco says:

    I like how there is a spring sticking out of his head ^.^

  45. YukiSnowflake says:

    …I love my mattresses.
    Yes, i SAID mattressES.
    I have two, very old, very tatty, and most definetly with the springs in the wrong place mattresses.
    They are so comfy, I wake up 5 minutes before I have to leave my house, sometimes.
    Damn the not loud enough alarms, you know, the ones that you cant hear when they are on the other side of the room, when you dont pay your gravity bills?

  46. BrainpanSonata says:

    Pillowtop mattresses FTW. Ever since I got one, my only sleep-related problem has been oversleeping.

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