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#143 – Unicycle

by Chris on November 27, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics

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  1. prometheus
    prometheus
    November 27, 2006 at 8:50 pm | # | Reply

    It happens.

  2. Gwen_Goth
    Gwen_Goth
    November 28, 2006 at 4:30 am | # | Reply

    who needs to learn???

    just BE.
    thats my excuse anyway….. o___0

  3. hunter
    hunter
    November 28, 2006 at 1:55 pm | # | Reply

    laughed out load on this one, had to show everyone in the room…

  4. Chris
    Chris
    November 28, 2006 at 3:13 pm | # | Reply

    hunter – that’s great!

  5. LordRetard
    LordRetard
    November 28, 2006 at 4:56 pm | # | Reply

    I have trouble riding a *regular* bike… You know how they say that you never forget how to ride a bicycle? False!

  6. prometheus
    prometheus
    November 28, 2006 at 7:57 pm | # | Reply

    you laughed out load? Sounds like you laughed so hard you crapped…

  7. calan ree
    calan ree
    November 29, 2006 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

    haha prometheus, i was thinking the same thing.

    LordRetard, i was just arguing this point the other day. I haven’t been on a bicycle in about a million years and was saying i really think i would break my neck if i tried to ride one now. My friend was giving me the ole, “You never forget” line. I knew that was bullcrap! :P

  8. J
    J
    November 29, 2006 at 3:32 am | # | Reply

    well see that there’s what we call a thought terminating cliche. it really is amazing how many of them you run into during day to day conversations once you know how to spot them.

  9. TKort
    TKort
    January 5, 2007 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Also, this may be the beginning of an answer to the “what does Biff do for a living” question.. yes, talking to myself now hehe

  10. lilwhytwch
    lilwhytwch
    January 12, 2007 at 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    hehe I laughed out loud myself on this one. It reminded me of a guy I knew who was so proud of himself that he could ride a unicycle and then face planted when he hit a pot hole. cruel to laugh but funny as hell.

  11. Gravity
    Gravity
    January 27, 2007 at 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    its really amazing how the wheel of his unicycle is almost exactly the size of the hole in the storm drain… its like the time i learned that parked cars dont move out of your way even if you go faster on your bike.

  12. Daniel
    Daniel
    January 31, 2007 at 2:39 pm | # | Reply

    ouch, i do that a lot, short of the numerous bad jokes about missing a wheel, this is probably the second most painful.

  13. Greywolf
    Greywolf
    February 16, 2007 at 7:43 pm | # | Reply

    …AND a keyboard! *L*

  14. Corky
    Corky
    March 14, 2007 at 1:49 am | # | Reply

    It’s about time Biff’s city started taking preventive measures and learned the joy of meshed grating… I’ve always hated stepping on grates, always afraid I’ll trip or snag a heel in it… But unicycle wheels have fortunately not even been a problem for me. :P

  15. zantarath
    zantarath
    April 10, 2007 at 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    Smashidie pain.

  16. Ben
    Ben
    April 23, 2007 at 8:17 am | # | Reply

    Unicycles scare me, i just simply don’t have the balance for it. chris do you use them?

  17. monoXcide
    monoXcide
    May 13, 2007 at 3:53 am | # | Reply

    This has to be one of my absolute favorite Biffs

  18. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    June 5, 2007 at 3:58 pm | # | Reply

    I saw that happen on a regular bike once. Laughed my ass off.

  19. Brett
    Brett
    June 6, 2007 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry, did you ever get it reattached again?

  20. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    June 20, 2007 at 3:07 pm | # | Reply

    Ooh. I bet his nose is flat now.

  21. Hoboapple
    Hoboapple
    July 13, 2007 at 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    That will be a surprise for the sewer company.

  22. unfunk
    unfunk
    July 15, 2007 at 10:25 pm | # | Reply

    wow… I used to be a bicycle courier, and I’ve heard tale of similar things happening to my colleagues..
    In fact, it happened to me once, only with tram tracks… :S

  23. chris THE AUSSIE!
    chris THE AUSSIE!
    August 1, 2007 at 7:03 am | # | Reply

    that explaineds why clowns are hard to find…

  24. Barret
    Barret
    August 14, 2007 at 4:23 pm | # | Reply

    I can ride a unicycle and this has happened to me minus the face plant. Really, it’s easy to just get your feet under you. There isn’t much unicycle falling, just forced dismounts.

  25. harukofan
    harukofan
    December 3, 2007 at 10:45 pm | # | Reply

    now comes the twitching…

  26. Elkian
    Elkian
    December 23, 2007 at 8:01 pm | # | Reply

    Oooch.

  27. Chris II
    Chris II
    April 25, 2008 at 5:54 pm | # | Reply

    This site needs a slogan to go on that blue bar at the top of my screen, and I think it should be “The Book of Biff: Inspiring stupidity since (insert year here)”

  28. Envi
    Envi
    May 21, 2008 at 3:45 pm | # | Reply

    ouch, i did that once on my brand new bike, wound up with a broken wrist and bent front tire X_X

    once again i LOL. awsome comic!

  29. Lunatika
    Lunatika
    May 29, 2008 at 8:25 am | # | Reply

    *hugs LordRetard* I tho I was the only one

  30. LadyLuck1337
    LadyLuck1337
    July 18, 2008 at 9:56 am | # | Reply

    I laughed so hard at this one because last summer a friend of mine was practicing his unicycling in an empty parking lot and this was the outcome. I just dropped all my juggling pins and ran to see if he was okay. Of course, when I found out he was fine, I laughed myself into oblivion.

  31. diesel
    diesel
    September 29, 2008 at 3:22 am | # | Reply

    omg, this is so classic!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Shadow
    Shadow
    October 16, 2009 at 10:28 pm | # | Reply

    I think that the biggest danger of learning to be a clown is that at least 50% of people hate them and that in it’s self is a safety hazard.

  33. Note toSelf
    Note toSelf
    February 5, 2010 at 5:49 pm | # | Reply

    is it just me or does that ad ALWAYS apear on the bicycle related comics?

  34. Zero
    Zero
    May 12, 2011 at 3:04 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me of that old Paperboy videogame for the NES.

  35. Pyro
    Pyro
    February 27, 2012 at 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    that reminds me, the other day when I went to chain my bike up at the university there was a unicycle chained up next to mine. Never did see who rode it though.

  36. Pix
    Pix
    October 8, 2014 at 3:35 pm | # | Reply

    Does he ever go to the hospital?

  37. Antsan
    Antsan
    November 1, 2014 at 7:42 am | # | Reply

    I’d say he’s successfull.

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