LordRetard, i was just arguing this point the other day. I haven’t been on a bicycle in about a million years and was saying i really think i would break my neck if i tried to ride one now. My friend was giving me the ole, “You never forget” line. I knew that was bullcrap!
well see that there’s what we call a thought terminating cliche. it really is amazing how many of them you run into during day to day conversations once you know how to spot them.
hehe I laughed out loud myself on this one. It reminded me of a guy I knew who was so proud of himself that he could ride a unicycle and then face planted when he hit a pot hole. cruel to laugh but funny as hell.
its really amazing how the wheel of his unicycle is almost exactly the size of the hole in the storm drain… its like the time i learned that parked cars dont move out of your way even if you go faster on your bike.
It’s about time Biff’s city started taking preventive measures and learned the joy of meshed grating… I’ve always hated stepping on grates, always afraid I’ll trip or snag a heel in it… But unicycle wheels have fortunately not even been a problem for me.
wow… I used to be a bicycle courier, and I’ve heard tale of similar things happening to my colleagues..
In fact, it happened to me once, only with tram tracks… :S
I can ride a unicycle and this has happened to me minus the face plant. Really, it’s easy to just get your feet under you. There isn’t much unicycle falling, just forced dismounts.
This site needs a slogan to go on that blue bar at the top of my screen, and I think it should be “The Book of Biff: Inspiring stupidity since (insert year here)”
I laughed so hard at this one because last summer a friend of mine was practicing his unicycling in an empty parking lot and this was the outcome. I just dropped all my juggling pins and ran to see if he was okay. Of course, when I found out he was fine, I laughed myself into oblivion.
that reminds me, the other day when I went to chain my bike up at the university there was a unicycle chained up next to mine. Never did see who rode it though.
It happens.
who needs to learn???
just BE.
thats my excuse anyway….. o___0
laughed out load on this one, had to show everyone in the room…
hunter – that’s great!
I have trouble riding a *regular* bike… You know how they say that you never forget how to ride a bicycle? False!
you laughed out load? Sounds like you laughed so hard you crapped…
haha prometheus, i was thinking the same thing.
LordRetard, i was just arguing this point the other day. I haven’t been on a bicycle in about a million years and was saying i really think i would break my neck if i tried to ride one now. My friend was giving me the ole, “You never forget” line. I knew that was bullcrap!
well see that there’s what we call a thought terminating cliche. it really is amazing how many of them you run into during day to day conversations once you know how to spot them.
Also, this may be the beginning of an answer to the “what does Biff do for a living” question.. yes, talking to myself now hehe
hehe I laughed out loud myself on this one. It reminded me of a guy I knew who was so proud of himself that he could ride a unicycle and then face planted when he hit a pot hole. cruel to laugh but funny as hell.
its really amazing how the wheel of his unicycle is almost exactly the size of the hole in the storm drain… its like the time i learned that parked cars dont move out of your way even if you go faster on your bike.
ouch, i do that a lot, short of the numerous bad jokes about missing a wheel, this is probably the second most painful.
…AND a keyboard! *L*
It’s about time Biff’s city started taking preventive measures and learned the joy of meshed grating… I’ve always hated stepping on grates, always afraid I’ll trip or snag a heel in it… But unicycle wheels have fortunately not even been a problem for me.
Smashidie pain.
Unicycles scare me, i just simply don’t have the balance for it. chris do you use them?
This has to be one of my absolute favorite Biffs
I saw that happen on a regular bike once. Laughed my ass off.
I’m sorry, did you ever get it reattached again?
Ooh. I bet his nose is flat now.
That will be a surprise for the sewer company.
wow… I used to be a bicycle courier, and I’ve heard tale of similar things happening to my colleagues..
In fact, it happened to me once, only with tram tracks… :S
that explaineds why clowns are hard to find…
I can ride a unicycle and this has happened to me minus the face plant. Really, it’s easy to just get your feet under you. There isn’t much unicycle falling, just forced dismounts.
now comes the twitching…
Oooch.
This site needs a slogan to go on that blue bar at the top of my screen, and I think it should be “The Book of Biff: Inspiring stupidity since (insert year here)”
ouch, i did that once on my brand new bike, wound up with a broken wrist and bent front tire X_X
once again i LOL. awsome comic!
*hugs LordRetard* I tho I was the only one
I laughed so hard at this one because last summer a friend of mine was practicing his unicycling in an empty parking lot and this was the outcome. I just dropped all my juggling pins and ran to see if he was okay. Of course, when I found out he was fine, I laughed myself into oblivion.
omg, this is so classic!!!!!!!!!!
I think that the biggest danger of learning to be a clown is that at least 50% of people hate them and that in it’s self is a safety hazard.
is it just me or does that ad ALWAYS apear on the bicycle related comics?
This reminds me of that old Paperboy videogame for the NES.
that reminds me, the other day when I went to chain my bike up at the university there was a unicycle chained up next to mine. Never did see who rode it though.
Does he ever go to the hospital?
I’d say he’s successfull.