O_o i’ve tried this with one of those old fashion ink well pen thingies, where you pull the lil lever to fill it with ink. Long story short, my Black shirt now has a slightly blacker spot at the bottom half….
i bet someone thought i was gonna say something about “my white shirt being a black shirt” or something.. well not EVERYONE gets ink on white shirts and laughs comically about it.
I’ve done that. I couldnt get the ink off for a few days.
I think I did this back in elementry school… Except I sharpened the pens on purpose. It was fun…
…I must say, I don’t think I ever sharpened a pen before… When I was in kindegarden, I ate glue though…
^ chrys is the interesting one 0_o alls i did was eat paper… i still do that sometimes now in college… course i also still eat peices of my binder to stave off boredom.
I sharpened pens. And crayons. And my fingers. And anything else I could stick into a pencil sharpener.
Yeah… That was fun…The teachers didnt think so, though.
hehe “anything else I could stick into a pencil sharpener.” I just remembered a Family Guy joke where Peter had “fun” with a pencil sharpener….
I bit a pen in half. I swallowed an ounce of ink, and I was sick for a month.
i still eat paper too!
I was chewing cardboard the other day, and nearly ate it… But then I decided agaisnt it. I made my puppy jealous, stealing her cardboard…
Sometimes I eat paper. Evidence is very reviling.
i ate t shirts when i was younger, apparently they tasted like muffins
I sharpen erasers when I get bored…
I doodle on erasers and then try to get the doodles off by erasing something else. That, or I draw on my notes, and wind up not knowing where the notes are amongst the little hearts, swords, and song lyrics. This is my excuse for not studying right now. ^_^;
When I was in Middle School, I made eraser catapults, (whatever the hell that blue sticky stuff is) piggies, paper warriors, and glue catapult ammo. No one could take my desk! I WAS INVINCIBLE!!! Then my book fort fell on my army. Poor philip. He’s never been the same.:(
I once cut a Bic pen in half, then I took the plug off of the severed end and put it over the new end. Used it for some time after that and enjoyed showing it off. It almost looked like it was made like that!
Are there still brains in there?
no it left we go to school
I’ve actually done that before…
the pen worked better afterwards…
I used to eat mass amounts of paper…but now I just chew it when I’m board…
I also used to sharpen my pencils using the blade of my scissors….
I eat lollipop sticks.
I once made a hole straight through a pencil using a pair of scissors. I made a necklace with it, until it broke.
never sharpened a pencil before…but I once sharpened my finger in Kindergarden o.O, my first time seeing one. It was awesome, until the skin and the blood started falling out…
In primary school, when bored, I would sharpen the wrong end of the pen deliberately, making it as pointy as possible without cutting all the way into the inside space.
My only pica-type story: i used to chew on seatbelts….
I ate half of the pages in my math notebook in 3rd grade. I also have broken lots of sharpeners using Crayons, colored pencils, pens and carrots.
Ha ha, I did that but my pen just completely disassembled, nothing crazy…
i did that once
I used to disassemble my pens and pretend each part was a different character with a different power that could combine to form the mighty Pen-O-Tron. I also used to give colored pens different super powers and play with them during boring classes or times when I was grounded.
I eat paper and paper-like substances whenever someone who doesn’t know me is around. I haven’t met many new people lately thanks to my math textbook.
Once I sucked ink out of a pen to see how close to my mouth I could get the ink. I had a blue tongue for a lo-o-ong time, and everything tasted funny.
Also, I used to tear off the edges of pages in books just to see how they’d taste. Not only did I have a wall covered in spitballs, I have a novel (300 pages) with ALL of the outside torners torn off.
for the love of obviously intended usage people *PENCIL* sharpener!!
Now I eat plastic forks
i used to make crossbows and shoot pens and stuff at my enemys soldiers
i also make my own chopsticks
Apparently, my husband used to eat the fill in blankets. I used to nom my stuffed animals ears.
it perplexes me to no end why in some strips Biff has telekinesis, but in others he attempts to sharpen pens
it…. consumes me..
I eat paper and the occasional bug even though I’m a junior in highschool…
Bugs? Mm. Protein. =P
This place is evidence that almost all people eat weird freaking things. xD
I once read a story that had a yogurt-fruit-egg-and-cheese salad.
So I made one. That weird enough?
you know..i probobly ate the weirdest thing out of all of you..and ot was good so my gf tryed it..and threw up an me xD [to bad i lost her a week ago( and if you get me laughing after i lost my girlfriend, you are a damn funny man)] but what i ate involed: chocolate milk, apple sauce, a few cheetos, crushed cherriespenut butter, and cookie crisp cerial xD
i have always and will always nom paper. I chewed it in class to weird out my friends and stave off both boredom and starvation simultaneously, and now that I am graduated I still om nom delicious smooshed trees that I might keep the starvation faeries awaaaaay.
Also, such bullshit- tried to turnin a game today and I only got a dollar seventy five for it. I’m not exaggerating. :<
once i took a pen appart, poked a hole in the center, cut notches on the ends, slipped a rubberband over the notches, and used the ink part on the hole and had a bow n’ arrow
I did that too; my tongue was blue for a week.
When I got to this page, two of the adds were for pens.
and I have a pen thats completely metal, I wonder what would happen if I tried to sharpen it?
Must refrain from trying it
@ Spiral King:
it’s simple, really. Biff’s massive brain is only capable of the insane mad-science invention-level feats he pulls (breader, anyone? ) when it isn’t being devoted entirely to telekinesis. The rest of the time, he acts REALLY REALLY dumb.
The problem is that he daydreams and goes too far, thus reaching the ink.
I once did that with a mechanical pencil. Broke the sharpener, too.
I remember in one of my schools, someone sharpened one of those pencil-looking pins and ruined the sharpener. I laughed the entire day.
At first I read pen as pencil, and that the joke was that he’d sharpened his thumb.
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