finn says, “uuuk, WHERE’D HE GO, MOM!”
I must have it.
“You can even whiten your teeth while remotely launching ICBMs!”
Sadly, that’s not a Bond quote, but rather from Furmentation. Still applicable, still funneh.
Even without the laser… OMFG!!!?! … YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE BOND’S MOUTH HAS BEEN! (…major “eeewww”…)
Here’s the Furmentation comic I was referring to, by the way: http://xodin.comicgenesis.com/d/20051118.html
Salesman: Just don’t press the big red button…
Biff: *Later* Hey whats the big red button do…?
You do not use Bond’s toothbrush.
You do not use ANYTHING of Bond’s, for that matter.
Hell, Bond’s underwear is Nitroglycerin-laced so if you sit down too hard, you’ll blow your ass up, literally X_X
i can just imagine it. no more pooping for you biff =P
i dont know if anyone here played spyfox when they were a kid.
but its a cool reference!! haha
Man, it seems like everything James Bond owns has a second purpose that either kills you or does something retarded. “Be careful with that Feenaimint, 007! That’s a very potent explosive compound! And your straight razor connects into the bottom of your spats to form these ice skates! And if you fold your hand kerchief this way, it forms a Subaru Brat!”
“Q, any chance I could just get a block of C4, an actual pair of ice skates, and a real car?”
Q’s lower lip quivers…
It’s funny because in the books, Bond hated the gadgets.
YAY for C4!!! Need to blow up a Goa’uld queen’s nest? C4. Gotta take down a Replicator ship? C4. Gotta scare some nosy polititian senseless? C4.
I like the thought of scaring a polititian senseless.
The first in a series of James Bond-style housewares attacking Biff.
That sink isn’t very well-supported. How far out from the wall is it?
on the bright side, he never has to go to the dentist again.
hahahahahahahaha! oh my god, you are so good at this. ive tried doing one panel comics, but the best i could come up with was a blue kirby in a hot dog suit saying Bite Me.
LESS QQ MORE PEWPEW
well i guise your teeth are “clean”
Aren’t politicians already senseless?
“Don’t touch that, that’s my lunch!”
i think this is the reason bond has false teeth in the new movie
why’d his whole head go? wouldn’t he lose just his neck?
Now THATS what you call ”Funkeh Fresh”
Rachel, that’s actually pretty cool!
Oh, and in response to some people:
“When in doubt…C4!” (~Jamie Hyneman)
I would be scared to death to even sit on James Bond’s couch, let alone use his tooth brush…and plus…how many women has James kissed through the entire movie series?
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