This one is my most favorite. Ever. You don’t know how much my friends and I argue over how sick soggy cereal is (they find it delicious when it’s soggy, for some ungodly reason)
X3, oh god yes, a great way to solve an age old problem! Other than the inevitable pain and chance of death, i would totally do that… hmmm, perhaps i would do it even with that in mind… hmmm, do you think insurance covers that? XD either way niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
I never pour milk with cereal, it’s not really apealling. I think I did once with my favorite cereal, but it was taken off the market like 5-8 years ago…
The next part in his life, like almost every other second, had to be censored for gore. Then the morgue had to pull the ceramic shards out of his eyes.
Depends on the cereal, like Life for example, it gets that way anyway (I have tons of it in one bowl when I eat it), but it’s alright because all the sugar gets inside through the holes, you have sugar filled cereal right there.
I’m sad to say, I’ve done this with a lot of food items. Just remember kids, that steak isn’t so tasty when it has half of your teeth imbedded into it.
Really? Is that why you’re called “waffle of DOOM?”
I can just see Biff getting hit in the face, flying backwards out of his chair, through a window, then getting hit by a delivery truck for the same cereal he was eating.
I just wanted to comment in this comic in particular. It’s my personal favorite Biff ever. The bowl of cereal occupying the foreground, it’s just… ominous. A symbol of disasters to come. Kudos to you, Chris.
I think I know what I would buy from the BiffCo Catalog, a BiffTek Advanced Cereal Delivery System with Automatic Milk Dispenser. Although, I do think that it would have a hard time passing federal safety guidelines… especially after seeing the test footage!
If you’ve wondered why Cap’n Crunch has that lardy mouth feel it is fat of some sort. It coats the cereal pieces so that milk cannot penetrate. I’m not sure what they’re using now but they can’t use hydrogenated oil anymore. I suppose it’s lard now.
best laugh i’v had all month
Thanks, this one is a personal favorite of mine.
Truly brilliant, now all I need is a slingshot…
OH MY GOD!!! That is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, Im so glad I found this webcomic, thanks for the laugh.
Thanks Otacon, I’ve always liked this one myself.
Was this inspired by a frat party? Simply. Genious.
OMFG. i hope he left the spoon out.
Oh man, thats hilarious XD
I didn’t think you could top the previous. Well done, Sir!
This one is my most favorite. Ever. You don’t know how much my friends and I argue over how sick soggy cereal is (they find it delicious when it’s soggy, for some ungodly reason)
i like cereal without milk =]
I like some cereal dry as well, it depends on the cereal. 🙂
I’m laughing to tears!
I always eat my cereal too fast for it to get soggy.
This is doomed from the start, I kind of expected the next one to be the cereal bowl jammed in the wall with Biff’s body under it.
Mmm… Maybe the cereal is the responsible about me eating as fast as I usually do…
X3, oh god yes, a great way to solve an age old problem! Other than the inevitable pain and chance of death, i would totally do that… hmmm, perhaps i would do it even with that in mind… hmmm, do you think insurance covers that? XD either way niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
get a cereal that doesn’t get soggy in like 2 minutes after being poured XD
I never pour milk with cereal, it’s not really apealling. I think I did once with my favorite cereal, but it was taken off the market like 5-8 years ago…
You owe me a new monitor since the one on the left just shorted out from the coffee I spewed on it.
OH GOD, GREAT! Anticipation… wait for it, wait for it… SPLORT!
How does the cereal stay that way???? Doth Biff have a saturn gravity bowl to go with his shoes???? Methinks he does!
No pip, He’s got that sideways gravity…
ohhh…. Now I want a Sideways Gravity Bowl too!
so far, this is my favorite one EVER
I can just imagine the coroner as he tries to clear up the body to take it to the morgue…”He did WHAT!?”
The next part in his life, like almost every other second, had to be censored for gore. Then the morgue had to pull the ceramic shards out of his eyes.
I don’t like my cereal dry… But I don’t like it soggy. And I eat it in a pattern… Don’t ask how you can eat cereal in a pattern. v.v
All these comments about gravity, but no one noticed the lever he’s about to pull..
I’d do that. But I don’t have the money 🙁
why did i look at the milk and think IV?
Depends on the cereal, like Life for example, it gets that way anyway (I have tons of it in one bowl when I eat it), but it’s alright because all the sugar gets inside through the holes, you have sugar filled cereal right there.
3…
2…
1…
“Open the pod bay doors, Hal! I’m going in!”
*Click* *Splash* *Crunch*
…
Awesome. This is definitely one of the best pages ever.
This would be a wonderful thing if you’re in a hurry for school or something. Ready, aim, fire, eat, run!
I’m sad to say, I’ve done this with a lot of food items. Just remember kids, that steak isn’t so tasty when it has half of your teeth imbedded into it.
Really? Is that why you’re called “waffle of DOOM?”
I can just see Biff getting hit in the face, flying backwards out of his chair, through a window, then getting hit by a delivery truck for the same cereal he was eating.
“I forsee much pain in your future.”
Now, some real acceleration would present itself when he used his eyebrows as the slingshot…
If it was sideways gravity like earlier comments stated, what about the milk flowing down? Huh?
Obviously it’s CONTAINED sideways gravity, duh. I mean, otherwise, Biff would be on the wall in that comic where he introduced sideways gravity.
Thats hilarious!
I can’t form words worthy of the brilliance of this one.
I tip my hat to you Chris. Well played.
i had to comment on this one, it was the first to really make me laugh other than a snicker. very clever.
Indeed, sheer brilliance!
Now i have Beer all over my Laptop.
I feel sad. I’m too exhausted to get this joke…. 🙁
nurse: Uhm, doctor, Biff’s back in the Emergency room.
doc *sigh* what’d he do now?
Biff: Hey doc, you mind helping me get the spoon out of my nose?
doc: *thinking* they don’t pay me enough for this job
Ow. This one hurt so good. Seriously, I couldn’t stop laughing for at least 5 minutes.
I don’t think it’ll be too painful. He can swallow a beachball whole, so how hard can it be to swallow all that cereal?
But he didn’t manage to swallow the beach ball, just got it into his mouth.
I hate soggy cereal! I will let Biff in on my secret: you put a spoon of dry cereal in your mouth, then take a swig of milk, then chew!
hehehehehehehe
Hey I like soggy cereal 😀
damn shreddies. whats the first thing the mortician thinks when he see’s the body?
They’re magically malicious!
Genius
I just wanted to comment in this comic in particular. It’s my personal favorite Biff ever. The bowl of cereal occupying the foreground, it’s just… ominous. A symbol of disasters to come. Kudos to you, Chris.
haha the funniest part is that he actually thinks this i a good idea 😀
This was the first panel to actually make me fall over laughing.
Good job, sir.
You are about to make a mistake…
Wait, why do I care?
Thanks for explaining, Adam.
Ohmygosh. This is insanely funny.
I think I know what I would buy from the BiffCo Catalog, a BiffTek Advanced Cereal Delivery System with Automatic Milk Dispenser. Although, I do think that it would have a hard time passing federal safety guidelines… especially after seeing the test footage!
If you’ve wondered why Cap’n Crunch has that lardy mouth feel it is fat of some sort. It coats the cereal pieces so that milk cannot penetrate. I’m not sure what they’re using now but they can’t use hydrogenated oil anymore. I suppose it’s lard now.
Dang…i think this is so stupid i tryed it once xD
He could improve the device by having the lever control the flow of milk, too, so there wasn’t so much milk wasted before adding it to the cereal.
I like soggy cereal
I can relate. You know if you tell me how that worked out, you’ll save me the trubble of trying myself ;P
Lol
If Force= Mass * acceleration (or velocity for impact)
Then the mass of the cereal times the speed it gets equals pain
I prefer my cereal soggy.