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#89 – Ketchup
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#89 – Ketchup

by Chris on July 24, 2006 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
└ Tags: food, ketchup

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  1. Ali
    Ali
    July 24, 2006 at 11:22 am | # | Reply

    uh oh!

  2. Ali
    Ali
    July 24, 2006 at 11:23 am | # | Reply

    uh oh!
    that’s awesome

  3. LordRetard
    LordRetard
    July 24, 2006 at 1:52 pm | # | Reply

    Man, that is awesome… That would be so neat. Carbonated ketchup… I bet it would taste so awful yet so funderful at the same time.

  4. Chris
    Chris
    July 24, 2006 at 9:49 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if it would work. I know you can buy those kits to carbonate fruit juice… ketchup might be too thick.

  5. kangaroosexy
    kangaroosexy
    July 25, 2006 at 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    the carbonated water would thin it
    but would it stay carbonated? i mean a soda is used in the matter of a hour to a week in bottle form and by the end of that week it’s near flat
    it also seems very messi simply because you have no control of how much comes out
    think shaking a soda and opening it now rember it’s a thick red paste
    not good at all

  6. Alchav
    Alchav
    December 17, 2006 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

    This might be a good idear.

  7. Pickleduck McWeaselpants
    Pickleduck McWeaselpants
    January 5, 2007 at 10:12 pm | # | Reply

    This one’s a big f’n mess in the making, no?

  8. Chris
    Chris
    January 5, 2007 at 10:16 pm | # | Reply

    You know it!

  9. Harlequin
    Harlequin
    January 10, 2007 at 8:38 pm | # | Reply

    Biff really likes toast dosen’t he? Toast and a crapload of fries… Mmmm Mmm, good.

  10. Chryssta
    Chryssta
    January 12, 2007 at 2:46 am | # | Reply

    Sounds like a typical bachelor meal to me…

  11. Fenix
    Fenix
    January 22, 2007 at 6:11 am | # | Reply

    Well, looks like he is waiting the worst to happen, just look at all those french fries…

  12. Kardas
    Kardas
    February 18, 2007 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t it strange that ketchup will stain red on any color but black (on which it leaves a white mark)?

  13. zantarath
    zantarath
    April 9, 2007 at 7:33 pm | # | Reply

    I could live with the massive mess, as long as my ketchup still tasted like Ketchup.

  14. Female Fox Furry
    Female Fox Furry
    April 13, 2007 at 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    Eeew, ketchup… Save your self and throw it away, Biff.

  15. Kaos
    Kaos
    April 22, 2007 at 7:29 am | # | Reply

    holy crud! they need to sell that, thats such a good idea! ..just thinking of all the times ive been in a restaurant with those infernal bottles of ketchup that are near completely full and nothing comes out!

  16. Zion
    Zion
    April 25, 2007 at 8:26 am | # | Reply

    I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this one.

    It’d be fun to try atleast once.

  17. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    April 29, 2007 at 7:12 pm | # | Reply

    TAKE COVER!

  18. Wortcov
    Wortcov
    May 8, 2007 at 3:35 pm | # | Reply

    reminds me of a movie me and my friends did… it was a parody of lost and the guy who played jack was going to operate a guy. In the end was he all coverd in ketchup (and I was playing the polar bear ^^)

  19. Spoot Knight
    Spoot Knight
    May 12, 2007 at 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    It’s actually very easy to make ketchup explode from the nozzle of the bottle. Baking powder (One of Ryan Dunn’s house pranks).

  20. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    May 23, 2007 at 10:42 pm | # | Reply

    chief of police: Alright, what do we got.
    cop: Well, there’s a huge plate of fries, some toast, the kitchen is covered with ketchup, blood, and glass shards, and the victim, still holding part of the bottle, is almost nonexistant. I’m going to say he was smashing himself with the bottle, while running around the kitchen in some sort of frenchfry and toast ritual.
    Chief: perhaps, but leave the rampaging 3 year old mob excuse open.

  21. Mint Sharpie
    Mint Sharpie
    May 24, 2007 at 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    Ka-splort.

  22. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    May 30, 2007 at 3:00 pm | # | Reply

    Ketchup toast?

  23. Radical Edward
    Radical Edward
    June 4, 2007 at 9:11 pm | # | Reply

    I’m not cleaning up that mess!

  24. Mochi
    Mochi
    June 8, 2007 at 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    I could use that when the crayola paint starts to run out in my art class and I look like an idiot trying to scrape the paint out of the bottle
    :/

  25. Miranda
    Miranda
    June 28, 2007 at 4:29 pm | # | Reply

    why isn’t this available on a shirt?

  26. Dracat
    Dracat
    July 1, 2007 at 6:16 pm | # | Reply

    I think it would be an awesome idea but not necessary. My family has a secret technique for getting anything to the top of a bottle. It involves holding the bottom of the bottle and hitting it down…. Whoops, guess it isn’t a secret anymore!! Love the comic!!

  27. Scoop
    Scoop
    August 26, 2007 at 8:17 pm | # | Reply

    Can anyone say mentos?

  28. Capn Steve
    Capn Steve
    September 2, 2007 at 9:26 am | # | Reply

    Mentos and carbonated ketchup=Death ray
    this is a basic science fact

  29. Marthion
    Marthion
    September 2, 2007 at 3:26 pm | # | Reply

    The only thing that could possibly make this better is Pop Rocks.

  30. jesssack
    jesssack
    September 14, 2007 at 10:32 pm | # | Reply

    just don’t let it come out your nose.
    Darkpheonix XIII gets serious laugh props for his post

  31. grexxor
    grexxor
    October 14, 2007 at 6:41 pm | # | Reply

    Genious!

  32. WonofTew
    WonofTew
    November 6, 2007 at 8:36 am | # | Reply

    Ooh, that makes me think of an awesome Human Art sketch from Japan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYsDsEcfG0g

    You’ll have to watch the ending to understand the connection. S’pretty short/awesome, so don’t worry about it.

  33. Terrorbob
    Terrorbob
    November 7, 2007 at 5:23 am | # | Reply

    OMG That was kewl, WonofTew!

  34. Justin
    Justin
    December 13, 2007 at 2:22 pm | # | Reply

    OH DEAR GOD!!! Carbination?!?!?

  35. kaz
    kaz
    March 19, 2008 at 6:33 pm | # | Reply

    I find it amazing that those two pieces of toast came from the single slot toaster.
    altough knowing biff he probably has two toasters and that toast was bread from yesterday when he decided he didn’t wan’t it.

  36. TylerP
    TylerP
    May 14, 2009 at 11:41 pm | # | Reply

    Ketchup ready! FIRE IN THE HOLE! It would look as if the Texas Chainsaw Massacre happened in the kitchen but DAMN would it be a tasty massacre!

  37. Hornswaggler
    Hornswaggler
    June 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm | # | Reply

    I can imagine Mythbusters doing an entire episode with this…Carbonated ketchup; can it kill a man? XDD

  38. MrD
    MrD
    July 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    Biff should suggest this to the F1 guys.

  39. Justin
    Justin
    September 23, 2009 at 9:35 pm | # | Reply

    My father’s trick is to hold your left hand steady over the meal and strike the gap between thumb and forefinger with the base of the neck of the bottle (where it joins the widest part of the bottle). If you strike the base, much of the force is lost, however if you move the bottle and the sauce, and then stop the bottle, the sauce will want to keep moving.

  40. Elfe
    Elfe
    October 8, 2010 at 11:26 am | # | Reply

    We once had a mineral water bottle out on the balcony in winter. it froze. obiviously, when the ice had melted it was flat

  41. Wolfgang
    Wolfgang
    August 31, 2012 at 10:58 pm | # | Reply

    @Kaos: Great tip from a waiter I met once: If you find yourself fighting with a glass ketchup bottle, try hitting the “57” on the neck. It really works!

    Also, I have a friend who I think pressurizes his condiments. Every time I eat dinner at his house I get squirted at by a bottle of something. Last time I opened a bottle of dressing and it squirted about a foot into the air.

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