#79 – Bread

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0 thoughts on “#79 – Bread”

  1. Alchav says:

    I would buy one.

  2. Background Bailey says:

    Me too. Sometimes I burn my toast because it’s on the wrong setting.

  3. Bach says:

    O_O That has got to be the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life.

  4. Kaldaris says:

    Brilliant, now I can retoast my bread when it gets cold- without turning it black!

  5. XRS says:

    Clearly the best invention ever.

  6. Well, Kaldaris, nowadays, there are tosters available with a special “retoast” setting, so your toasted toast gone cold is reset to the a “just freshly toasted” state.
    Works fine for about the first three turns on the same morning. After that, the toast turns too dry to make you still bother.

  7. Fenix says:

    Biff gets me surprised once in a while…

  8. Madness says:

    I love this one :D.

  9. Mattz says:

    But…Biff’s doing something smart.

    :3

  10. Warcrime says:

    there has t be a first time for everything Mattz

  11. colin says:

    second. Rc cheese is first

  12. Nick says:

    Biff’s got a high Intelligence score.
    Just not much in the Wisdom department.

  13. zantarath says:

    It’s obviously an alternate universe. In this one, Biff is smart.

  14. Wannabeelf says:

    ah! a fellow gamer! hello, nick!

  15. 66point6 says:

    More defiance of Physics!!

  16. Oddly Frozen says:

    screw physics, i wants one!!

  17. mic says:

    I want that

  18. Spoot Knight says:

    Now that would be perfect for my Toaster Strudels.
    I’m sick of burning them all…

  19. ThatChickOverThere says:

    If he put that out on the market, Biff would make MILLIONS.

    I can already see myself buying like ten of those as Christmas gifts.

  20. Demonprophet says:

    Now we know that Biff isn’t a test subject and he isn’t rich enough to buy all those crazy things. He invents them. The question is if he’s smart enough to build things like this or if he just uses random parts of things and gets lucky enough to make something practical. I’d rather say the second one though.

  21. sixcorners says:

    Does it toast bread too?

  22. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    This would be quite useful for me. I have a toaster that has 7 levels of toasting, and anything above 2, even slightly, you get completely burnt toast.

  23. Mint Sharpie says:

    ZOMFGWTFXBBQZ *dies of delight*

  24. DemonRex says:

    I know. It’s like all modern toasters were created for carbon-eating aliens who like the carbon bread-flavored and threatened to annihilate the earth if the toaster companies didn’t make them to the alien’s specifics.

  25. Countchunko says:

    So… how would suck a device function?

  26. MetMan.EXE says:

    (Reply to last post) What?

  27. Nero Rose says:

    Not all people use CHA as the dump stat. -coughbushandbiffcough-

  28. Jenny says:

    You know that Spin City episode where Mike is so drunk he realizes the truth of life, the universe and everything is “Once the bread is toast, it can never go back to bread”?

    Until now.

  29. Kanki-chan says:

    Yes! Now I can get more pranks on my toast-loving sister! Thank you, Biff xD

  30. Tin says:

    Does the toast become irreversible if you put cheese on it?

  31. Darklight says:

    Tin> Only until Biff invents a de-cheeseifier

  32. Kor says:

    But what happens if you use too high of a setting? Does the toast become dough?

  33. Creep says:

    If it can unburn toast, it could theoretically uncook dough too, but it could also be programmed to stop at bread. So maybe, Kor.
    For those who say that is physically impossible, any chemical reaction is theoretically reversible given sufficient energy, the proper application thereof, and that no mass was lost or drifted away during the transformation.
    What Biff has made is a nuclear reactor that uses molecules instead of atoms. And yes, I know i used big words.

  34. Deteramot says:

    It’s not possible. The entropy of the universe states that a system can’t go from a high entropy state to a low entropy one! Obviously, it must be an alternate universe in which that law of entropy is not applicable!

  35. Torg says:

    If the breader broke every molecule in the toast and forcibly reassembled them into their unburnt counterparts, that would be “breading.” Entropy has nothing to do with a forced action.

  36. Myth Monk says:

    it must run Unix, that’s why it needs a keyboard…

  37. speearr says:

    Haha… found this with ‘search’ after reading one of the comments on the Sticky-Note-Table….. hilarious+brilliant!

  38. Tepnoa says:

    don’t ask… just believe.

  39. Nokore says:

    Physics teachers must not like Biff very much. oo;

  40. Happy Pills says:

    …Whoa.

    I’d buy one.

  41. Dart336 says:

    Biff, YOUR A GENEIUS!

    id so buy one, lol.

  42. flamesblade says:

    I knew it exisited!!!

  43. girlypipchu34 says:

    i thoght that biff was stuipid and how did he survive to acually do this anyway?

  44. -2! says:

    @ Nokore

    I am a going into physics, this reaction is possible, under the assumption that the entropy of the rest of the universe increases enough to make up for this reaction.

  45. Firewing™ says:

    BIFF, GIVE ME MY BREADER BACK, YOU STOLE IT! D*** IT!

    – -This was an Announcement From Firewing™, Thanks For Listening- –

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