I would buy one.
Me too. Sometimes I burn my toast because it’s on the wrong setting.
O_O That has got to be the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life.
Brilliant, now I can retoast my bread when it gets cold- without turning it black!
Clearly the best invention ever.
Well, Kaldaris, nowadays, there are tosters available with a special “retoast” setting, so your toasted toast gone cold is reset to the a “just freshly toasted” state.
Works fine for about the first three turns on the same morning. After that, the toast turns too dry to make you still bother.
Biff gets me surprised once in a while…
I love this one :D.
But…Biff’s doing something smart.
there has t be a first time for everything Mattz
second. Rc cheese is first
Biff’s got a high Intelligence score.
Just not much in the Wisdom department.
It’s obviously an alternate universe. In this one, Biff is smart.
ah! a fellow gamer! hello, nick!
More defiance of Physics!!
screw physics, i wants one!!
I want that
Now that would be perfect for my Toaster Strudels.
I’m sick of burning them all…
If he put that out on the market, Biff would make MILLIONS.
I can already see myself buying like ten of those as Christmas gifts.
Now we know that Biff isn’t a test subject and he isn’t rich enough to buy all those crazy things. He invents them. The question is if he’s smart enough to build things like this or if he just uses random parts of things and gets lucky enough to make something practical. I’d rather say the second one though.
Does it toast bread too?
This would be quite useful for me. I have a toaster that has 7 levels of toasting, and anything above 2, even slightly, you get completely burnt toast.
ZOMFGWTFXBBQZ *dies of delight*
I know. It’s like all modern toasters were created for carbon-eating aliens who like the carbon bread-flavored and threatened to annihilate the earth if the toaster companies didn’t make them to the alien’s specifics.
So… how would suck a device function?
(Reply to last post) What?
Not all people use CHA as the dump stat. -coughbushandbiffcough-
You know that Spin City episode where Mike is so drunk he realizes the truth of life, the universe and everything is “Once the bread is toast, it can never go back to bread”?
Yes! Now I can get more pranks on my toast-loving sister! Thank you, Biff xD
Does the toast become irreversible if you put cheese on it?
Tin> Only until Biff invents a de-cheeseifier
But what happens if you use too high of a setting? Does the toast become dough?
If it can unburn toast, it could theoretically uncook dough too, but it could also be programmed to stop at bread. So maybe, Kor.
For those who say that is physically impossible, any chemical reaction is theoretically reversible given sufficient energy, the proper application thereof, and that no mass was lost or drifted away during the transformation.
What Biff has made is a nuclear reactor that uses molecules instead of atoms. And yes, I know i used big words.
It’s not possible. The entropy of the universe states that a system can’t go from a high entropy state to a low entropy one! Obviously, it must be an alternate universe in which that law of entropy is not applicable!
If the breader broke every molecule in the toast and forcibly reassembled them into their unburnt counterparts, that would be “breading.” Entropy has nothing to do with a forced action.
it must run Unix, that’s why it needs a keyboard…
Haha… found this with ‘search’ after reading one of the comments on the Sticky-Note-Table….. hilarious+brilliant!
don’t ask… just believe.
Physics teachers must not like Biff very much. oo;
I’d buy one.
Biff, YOUR A GENEIUS!
id so buy one, lol.
I knew it exisited!!!
i thoght that biff was stuipid and how did he survive to acually do this anyway?
I am a going into physics, this reaction is possible, under the assumption that the entropy of the rest of the universe increases enough to make up for this reaction.
BIFF, GIVE ME MY BREADER BACK, YOU STOLE IT! D*** IT!
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