#77 – Umbrella

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28 thoughts on “#77 – Umbrella”

  1. Kaldaris says:

    As long as most novelties last anyways.

  2. Madness says:

    That’s gotta hurt.

  3. Keith says:

    He could get electricuted on a stormy night.

  4. colin says:

    but he’d be dry…

  5. Chuck says:

    WHYYYYYYYY!?
    GOD WHY!!!?

    I kinda rolled my screen slowly downwards and was like “Hey, where’s biff?”
    Laughed hard when I saw him laying on the ground with an umbrella stuck in his head.

  6. zantarath says:

    Biff:
    *Chasing after his giant, purple cat* Get back here! *slams into door, umbrella rips the back part of his skull off.”

  7. Alex says:

    I used to have one of those, but I got it replaced with a death ray.

  8. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    I replaced mine with a squeegee

  9. Mint Sharpie says:

    Why a squeegee? I mean, why not a squeegee, but it would be awfully uncomfortable to squeegee anything like that…

  10. DemonRex says:

    I have a sattelite dish in mine.

  11. Radical Edward says:

    I got drenched today, despite the fact I had a big umbrella. But at least the bagels I bought were dry when I got home.

  12. Caitlin says:

    Does he have a photo of a gym on his wall? Or a painting, or whatever. Why?

  13. Because he’s Biff. You can’t expect him to have normal pictures on the wall.

  14. Raile says:

    See, when I see that all I can think of is two guys with umbrella implants lowering their heads and running at each other. CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

  15. Chester says:

    And then the laughter stopped.
    People stared.
    And someone gigled.
    Then the laughter started again.

  16. WonofTew says:

    My great uncle did something like that. Except, yeah, it was the head of a tiny girl hitting the door frame instead of an umbrella. XD I never let him pick me up again after I recovered.

  17. Elkian says:

    Explains the spelling mistakes.

  18. Elkian says:

    It’s really funny to tap someone on the shoulder, start laughing, and walk away.

  19. Dark Nexus says:

    My head implant is an orbital grade ion cannon, I’m dangerous when sneezing

  20. Happy Pills says:

    R-really!? Why didn’t someone tell me before!?

    *Looks in mirror* At least I can get that lightning rod I’ve always wanted…

  21. naithan says:

    Lightning rod? seriously?

  22. Kintatsu says:

    Happy, you must have a deathwish. I’d go for a sai, myself, though it’s not much better than a lightning rod…

  23. MrD says:

    I wonder if his eyebrows are strong enough to slice pieces out of door frames too…

  24. Seriously he looks like he rammed into the doorframe at full speed.

  25. He Did, Durr. He’s Biff. He’s Awesome. So.. Umm.. ISTOLEYOURSPORK-KTHXBYE

    – -This was an Announcement From Firewing™, Thanks For Listening- –

  26. That one guy says:

    another hilarious biff comic
    Firewing –> I’ll I have to say is OMGGETBACKHEREWITHMYSPORK!

  27. Kaz says:

    You people are lucky. My head implant is the Moon. It’s a pain to walk around the Earfh every day… So if you ever look at the sky and say “Wow, look,the moon is directly over us!” Two things, first, no it’s not. Secolnd… Shut the fuck up!

  28. extremist343 says:

    I prefer my umbrella implant on my arm so that I can still fit through doorways.

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