As long as most novelties last anyways.
That’s gotta hurt.
He could get electricuted on a stormy night.
but he’d be dry…
I kinda rolled my screen slowly downwards and was like “Hey, where’s biff?”
Laughed hard when I saw him laying on the ground with an umbrella stuck in his head.
*Chasing after his giant, purple cat* Get back here! *slams into door, umbrella rips the back part of his skull off.”
I used to have one of those, but I got it replaced with a death ray.
I replaced mine with a squeegee
Why a squeegee? I mean, why not a squeegee, but it would be awfully uncomfortable to squeegee anything like that…
I have a sattelite dish in mine.
I got drenched today, despite the fact I had a big umbrella. But at least the bagels I bought were dry when I got home.
Does he have a photo of a gym on his wall? Or a painting, or whatever. Why?
Because he’s Biff. You can’t expect him to have normal pictures on the wall.
See, when I see that all I can think of is two guys with umbrella implants lowering their heads and running at each other. CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
And then the laughter stopped.
And someone gigled.
Then the laughter started again.
My great uncle did something like that. Except, yeah, it was the head of a tiny girl hitting the door frame instead of an umbrella. XD I never let him pick me up again after I recovered.
Explains the spelling mistakes.
It’s really funny to tap someone on the shoulder, start laughing, and walk away.
My head implant is an orbital grade ion cannon, I’m dangerous when sneezing
R-really!? Why didn’t someone tell me before!?
*Looks in mirror* At least I can get that lightning rod I’ve always wanted…
Lightning rod? seriously?
Happy, you must have a deathwish. I’d go for a sai, myself, though it’s not much better than a lightning rod…
I wonder if his eyebrows are strong enough to slice pieces out of door frames too…
Seriously he looks like he rammed into the doorframe at full speed.
He Did, Durr. He’s Biff. He’s Awesome. So.. Umm.. ISTOLEYOURSPORK-KTHXBYE
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Firewing –> I’ll I have to say is OMGGETBACKHEREWITHMYSPORK!
You people are lucky. My head implant is the Moon. It’s a pain to walk around the Earfh every day… So if you ever look at the sky and say “Wow, look,the moon is directly over us!” Two things, first, no it’s not. Secolnd… Shut the fuck up!
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