That’s actually kind of impressive. What are Biff’s socks made of? Wool? Polyester? Rubidium?
He needs those anti-static dryer sheets.
If his socks were made of Rubidium they would ignite in the wash.
his socks are made out of an unknown element. Probably Uuz or something.
Who says that he washes them. Maybe he drycleans them.
I take back what I said in #60. These socks are clearly superior.
Ow. Think of it, toaster(among other things) hammering you at that velocity.
maybe he dries them with friction since the immovable object’s still in his driericsson
Uuz? I hadn’t heard that one, my knowledge (or unknowledge, chemistry sucks) stops at Uuu…
That’s why it’s unknown. Well, except to biff of course. But then again, biff is almighty.
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I guess the next part in his life was censored for gore. cause imagine what happens when the immovable object, his knife drawer, and his sword collection come in.
That wouldn’t matter to much though. Biff seems to be immortal.
the elements doesn’t stop. Uuz is also hypothetically impossible, as after ununennium, it goes to unbinillium.
Perhaps they are made of Unununium?
Teehee. I’m such a nerd. 8)
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His toaster is a one-slot! Space-saving!
Those are some hungry socks.
wouldnt the force from the socks create a black hole or something?
I see Biff likes Sprite…
nah, not yet… but if it draws the clean ones from the cupboard to it, then there’s problem…
Hhahaha black hole socks!
Hmmm i wonder where you can buy his socks… You know so you can get a black hole in a “frends” “Home”…. And then if he some how gets away well you still got the other sock…
I see you were right about the red socks being destroyed in re-entry.
There not there…
Time to get dryer sheets.
Yay! That’s always fun! ^_^
just think of effect it would have on the earths magnetic field
No, his gravity just got turned off again.
Whooo he has many many many socks.
The electromagnetic force is much stronger than the gravitational force – photons beat gravitons every time ! Simple particle physics !
o.O Is.. Is that a HOTDOG flying towards him? RUN!! The animal food products are finally exacting their revenge!! DX
Yeah, but the force of the static might be enough to seriously mess up the magnetic field. Thunder storms are containing of enough static to effect the magnetic field. Imagine what that would do! Compasses would cease to work. Birds would be flying in circle trying to find north. Communications across the globe would be knocked back to the stone age!
@Psymphonic: Yeah, but gravitons beat neutrinos, which beat photons. :3
-shakes head- Ah Biff…I thought you learned that drying your socks with friction in your mouth is not a very good idea…
biff’s socks are probably made of dark matter
If he could harness that power, he could slightly hurt Chuck Norris!
its like the “static” gold rush
Biff’s socks are made of Unobtamium.
Lol i love static electricity. theres this one slide down at this playground down the street from my house where, if you go down it, it generates a bunch of static electricity. I love to go down it a bunch then poke someone.
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