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#45 – Gravity

by Chris on April 12, 2006 at 10:14 am
Posted In: Comics

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  1. Eirikr
    Eirikr
    January 6, 2007 at 8:29 pm | # | Reply

    Right after they start charging for AIR, this will be next (it’ll happen, just watch).

  2. James
    James
    January 7, 2007 at 10:16 am | # | Reply

    Calvin and Hobbes reference!!

  3. Somedude4
    Somedude4
    January 7, 2007 at 3:04 pm | # | Reply

    XD one of my fav strips

  4. Mikau
    Mikau
    January 9, 2007 at 10:52 pm | # | Reply

    But then again, don’t we all wish to violate the laws of gravity? :P

  5. Harlequin
    Harlequin
    January 10, 2007 at 8:22 pm | # | Reply

    Only circumstancialy. Otherwise we’d be suckin’ space

  6. Fenix
    Fenix
    January 21, 2007 at 7:48 am | # | Reply

    Mmm… Well, I guess there would be gravity outside as a service xD… But I wouldn’t pay the bill for the gravity in my house!! But I could regret that on the toilet…

    • Skunkape
      Skunkape
      January 17, 2012 at 6:47 pm | # | Reply

      Just have the toilet on the ceiling…

  7. Inuranchan
    Inuranchan
    January 22, 2007 at 1:28 pm | # | Reply

    Ahaha That’s great. I loved Calvin and Hobbes. Ah good times.

  8. Gravity
    Gravity
    January 27, 2007 at 5:19 pm | # | Reply

    i have just been violated.

  9. DMC_Run
    DMC_Run
    January 30, 2007 at 2:19 pm | # | Reply

    There’d be a huge upswing in the sales of “Zero-G” toilets. Thay were originally designed for use in space stations in geosyncronous orbit. They replace gravity with centripedal force, to spin the waste away.

  10. Graivity
    Graivity
    February 12, 2007 at 3:08 am | # | Reply

    QUIT BREAKING MY LAWS!

  11. colin
    colin
    February 23, 2007 at 8:31 pm | # | Reply

    you misspelled your name…

  12. Ela
    Ela
    March 21, 2007 at 3:53 pm | # | Reply

    I remember seeing this in a Calvin And Hobbes book once.

  13. Lucretiel
    Lucretiel
    March 23, 2007 at 11:13 pm | # | Reply

    you all should appreciate gravity more… what do you think holds our atmosphere here?

  14. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    April 4, 2007 at 7:35 pm | # | Reply

    I’d never, ever pay my Gravity bill. I’d have one of those vacuum suction things that astronauts use to use teh bathroom and I’d propell myself around with my Airzooka. Aaah…good times.

  15. Cana-duuuuuhh
    Cana-duuuuuhh
    April 6, 2007 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Eirikr, you are correct, air is charged where i live(see name) and i think its wrong…
    yep…
    tire air costs 15 cents to fill em up, thats really stupid xS

  16. zantarath
    zantarath
    April 9, 2007 at 5:54 pm | # | Reply

    Calvin and Hobbes. “I couldn’t do my homework because my parents for got to pay the gravity bill….” My history teacher is awesome, he puts a Calvin and Hobbes strip on every test.

  17. sandy
    sandy
    April 10, 2007 at 1:39 pm | # | Reply

    maybe it has something to do with living on the edge of some sort of spherical space station or something. I mean he would have to pay for artificial gravity wouldn’t he?

  18. Wannabeelf
    Wannabeelf
    April 10, 2007 at 7:46 pm | # | Reply

    when you pay to fill your tires, you ARE NOT paying for air. You’re paying for the use of the air compressor which costs the gas station money to provide and maintain. 15 cents is hardly an exorbitant amount to pay to keep your tires from shreading on the highway. if you don’t like it, go buy your own air compressor likw we did (they’re readily available and not that expencive) or just don’t air up your tires and spend a fortune on replacements.

  19. Female Fox Furry
    Female Fox Furry
    April 10, 2007 at 10:40 pm | # | Reply

    This explains it…

  20. Anon
    Anon
    April 23, 2007 at 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    I wish I had gravity bills. I would never ever pay them.

  21. Top Rooster
    Top Rooster
    April 28, 2007 at 9:32 am | # | Reply

    Malachite Dragon! This is like finding another family member! Are you talking about those huge, cone-ish, plastic things that you hold in one hand and pull back a small plastic handle and release, making the flexible plastic on the inside fire a gust of air? I have one of those, and it’s buckets of fun.

  22. Malachite Dragon
    Malachite Dragon
    April 29, 2007 at 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    Why yes, Top Rooster, I am! =D MY TWIN! I have 5 cats and 1 dog, 3 of the cats are terrified of it, 1 doesnt give a rats ass (the oldest), the youngest adores it, and the dog is confused as hell over it. THey make an improved version of the Airzooka, actually, called the Megazooka, I believe- it has a trigger so that you dont have to pull back, you just rapid-fire the triger X3 MESSA WANT ONE!

  23. Darkpheonix XIII
    Darkpheonix XIII
    May 20, 2007 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

    Those things are so much fun! you can move the hair of a person across the room! And it’s even more fun if it’s a toupe(e?)

  24. Pyroarcher
    Pyroarcher
    May 23, 2007 at 7:37 am | # | Reply

    LOL those things are great! Me and my friends each bought one of those at the mall and had a fire fight in the food court, we got kicked out by a security guard who seriously was a midget! . . . . . and anyways this is one of my favorite comics, a must print for my physics teacher!

  25. Mint Sharpie
    Mint Sharpie
    May 23, 2007 at 6:35 pm | # | Reply

    Obey gravity: It’s the law.

  26. DemonRex
    DemonRex
    May 29, 2007 at 10:55 pm | # | Reply

    I hate it when that happens…

  27. Susie
    Susie
    June 25, 2007 at 5:51 pm | # | Reply

    hehe…. it’s _amazing_ the number of comics that blatanly take punchlines right from Calvin and Hobbes, even now.

  28. Chris
    Chris
    June 25, 2007 at 6:15 pm | # | Reply

    Susie, you are overlooking the fact that I drew this back in 1995. I haven’t read Calvin and Hobbes in 15 or so years now. I don’t remember enough to rip off Bill Watterson any more… but back in the mid 90s I remembered just enough to forget that it wasn’t my idea. :)

  29. Radical Edward
    Radical Edward
    June 29, 2007 at 10:26 pm | # | Reply

    Although I don’t pay bills, I find taxes and bills for various and ridiculous things to be outrageous. In some states in the US, there are taxes for paying taxes.

  30. Sm1l3y
    Sm1l3y
    August 22, 2007 at 7:41 pm | # | Reply

    i think i missed it, but did Biff grow his eyebrows back?

  31. Lookfar
    Lookfar
    October 27, 2007 at 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    Pay that sucker online, I do. Just remember to do that change-of-address thing if you move out of the “area”

  32. robert
    robert
    November 19, 2007 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply

    Aaah… The original calvin and hobbes book contained this one. Friggin classic. And yes, that’s why biff didn’t do his homework.

  33. Anime Panda
    Anime Panda
    January 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm | # | Reply

    yay! That’s one bill I would NEVER pay! Whee! *flies around room*

  34. steve-o
    steve-o
    February 15, 2008 at 10:12 am | # | Reply

    I saw the calvin and hobbes comic in Yukon Ho!

  35. pieman
    pieman
    February 27, 2008 at 10:58 am | # | Reply

    the price of suction boots skyrocketed when the tax was started.

    and when they built that glass wall. that thing was great.

  36. Deteramot
    Deteramot
    June 23, 2008 at 2:59 pm | # | Reply

    I want one of these too….

  37. Thane of Eurmal
    Thane of Eurmal
    November 30, 2008 at 4:32 pm | # | Reply

    You know, if I ran the Gravity Utilities, I’d turn them back on intermittently for people who didn’t pay the bill…
    float … float … CRASH! … float … float …float … float … float … CRASH! … float … float … float … float … CRASH! …

    Hmmmm. Gravity’s really unpredictable now. But pay us and we can keep it steady. Ready to pay now??

  38. Dart336
    Dart336
    February 11, 2009 at 7:30 pm | # | Reply

    Gotta admit, this is a pretty good one.

    Now Biff, pay that off fast!

    (love the calvin and hobbes refference)

  39. estradus
    estradus
    May 7, 2009 at 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    i prefer the andy riley version, in great lies to tell small kids. “the penalty for breaking the law of gravity is hanging.”

  40. Sai
    Sai
    May 14, 2009 at 2:37 pm | # | Reply

    speaking of which…..I don’t think I’ve paid my gravity bill in a while….good thing I nailed down my couch and T.V.

  41. Hornswaggler
    Hornswaggler
    June 2, 2009 at 1:38 am | # | Reply

    XDD Brilliance. Calvin and Hobbes is a work of art, seriously. Nice work Chris. xD

  42. Faranior
    Faranior
    July 28, 2009 at 4:34 am | # | Reply

    Wouldn’t this come in handy when he’s going to school (see #40)

  43. Kaz
    Kaz
    March 31, 2010 at 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    First time I got hit by an Airzooka, I thought it was a Nerf ball. Then I couldn’t find the damn thing!

  44. jo
    jo
    October 21, 2010 at 5:24 pm | # | Reply

    lets just hope that he remembered took the tacks of ceiling

  45. common comic reader
    common comic reader
    October 22, 2010 at 10:45 pm | # | Reply

    if only it was this fun when you forgot to pay all the other bills

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