They really should.
Escalators can never break; they can only become stairs.
Yeah, so when escalator breaks it must have a sign not “escalator temporarily out of order” but “escalator temporarily stairs”
Sorry for the convenience.
LMAO!!! that’s soo something i would have done as a small child.
which might be kinda sad if you think about it…. >>;
lol, yes people make funny jokes about escalators becoming stairs. But give props where props are due people. Those jokes compliments of Mitch Hedberg.
We don’t even have signs. We have uncomfortable stairs with high steps if one breaks
R.I.P. Mitch, we all loved you, even the people who didn’t. Theyre just too stupid to realize it. Oh right, and Biff kicks ass too.
I love mitch hedbergs comedy D: and i miss him being alive to make me laugh…
though i get the same kind of vibe from osaka, from azumanga daioh..
and it is hilarious to see those pictures of her using his quotes XD
she fits them perfectly
Biff does indeed kick ass, even more than chuck norris…how long do you think he was standing there?
is he trying to push the “go” button?
No, he just forgot to use his mind-powers.
biff has a mind?!?!? O.o
All of us have minds, if not we wouldnt be even able to do stupid stuff, cos we couldnt do ANYTHING at all. XD. so biffy has a mind. a stupid one, but nonetheless, a mind
aw poor biff…poor invulnerable, stupid biff….he must have been this way as a child, u kno to many blows to the head.
Mitch Hedburg homages = Funny
Chuck Norris Jokes = Lame and Overdone
I prefer elevators.
Escalators have spoiled me…
OMG! BIFFS MISSING AN EYEBROW!!! Maybe he lost one in the fan but…still… this is dangerous!
1st 3: so very true.
stopped escalators are NOT STAIRS!!
they are dangerously steep and should NOT BE CLIMBED
I wish my old apartment as an escaltor.
Too many times have I fallen down stairs.
Wow he’s been standing there long enough for a spider web to form
This reminds me of the flash animation “Salad fingers”…
No Biff, the power of your mind will not make the escalator go.
Escalators scare the crap outta me.. I always feel like I’m going to fall off.
Reading the comments on this one have made me crave Kiwi fruit.
i love the mitch hedberg quote
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